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hookers and take them to the land i have

A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.

A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: "Wow! That is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man." The other man replies, "Yeah, well, we were married 35 years."

A couple was all dressed up and ready to go out for the evening. They turned on the nightlight and the answering machine, covered the parakeet, put the cat in the backyard, phoned the local cab company and ordered a taxi. When the taxi arrived, they left through the front door, and their cat slipped back inside the house! They didn't want to leave the cat inside, so the wife got in the taxi while the husband went inside to put the cat out again. Not wanting the driver to know that their home will be empty all evening, she told the driver, "my husband will be out soon; he just went upstairs to say goodbye to my mother." When the husband entered the cab, he said, "Sorry I took so long. The stupid b*#@h was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!" At that point that the cab driver hit a parked car ..

Congratulations to her. Wow, they give scholarships for fencing?? I think I'd let myself be stabbed like a pin cushion by the entire fencing team if I could get my kid to get college for free.

I dont like how they nail them to trees...... I find it hypocritical.(is that spelled right?)

I have no problem with the 500 ft - I want to have a say in someone hunting 50 yds from my deck or bedroom window. If they lower it, you will still need permission to recover for when your deer makes it 51 yds before dying. Most who will give you permission to recover will give you permission to be under 500 ft IF they are asked beforehand.

That is a boring way to run up a post count ..............

Watched a State Trooper pop a doe in the head that was crippled up from a car collision yesterday...... But I'm not really sure that counts as hunting.