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  1. The person who wrote this is a college student. Perhaps there is hope for us after all. DIVORCE AGREEMENT THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM. Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is a model separation agreement: --Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. --We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. --You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. --Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. --We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and you can go with wind, solar and biodiesel. --You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them. --We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. --You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies and illegal aliens. --We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. --We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood. --You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. --You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. --We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values. --You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N. but we will no longer be paying the bill. --We'll keep the SUV's, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find. --You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. --We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. --We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem." --I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine", "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing", "Kum Ba Ya" or "We Are the World". --We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle up poverty your best shot. --Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. Sincerely, John J. Wall Law Student and an American P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin & Charlie Sheen, Barbara Streisand, & ( Hanoi ) Jane Fonda with you. P.S.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country. Forward This Every Time You Get It ! Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sinking In!!
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  2. The heart is my favrite but I love Liver and onions too. I thik many people over cook it and that really turns it into a pastey weird texture. I know I will get greif but I have to eat my meat at least pink....all kinds.
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  3. I love the heart, but dont eat any kind of liver. I too, cant get past the filtering thing. All internals besides the heart stay in the woods.
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  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg11glsBW4Y&feature=player_detailpage here is another one papabear
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  5. Everyone should recognize this deer and the man that killed it as an tragic example of horn lust gone very wrong. Legal or not, I can not relate to anyone who would considered it ethical to walk up to this animal in a public cemetary and shoot it, like Nash did.
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  7. Worse, after she watched it yesterday, she watched the highlights again today. I read Annnndddd I I I I wiilll alwayssss loooove youuuuu Oh stop already
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  8. Im so Freaking JEALOUS!!! have fun.
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  9. I think it's safe to say that we all are happy that you didnt hit the w instead! Great to have the house all to yourself,I love when it happens.
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  10. Thanks again for the welcomes. A story of anti hunting I would like to share for any one interested. A anti hunting group bought a 3000 acre hunting estate in Caithness Scotland and stopped all hunting. Their thinking was all species will thrive with no human interferance. The red deer population thrived as there are no natural predators, the small game and song bird population declined dramatically as there was no longer any sort of land management or predator control. After one harsh winter in the spring after the snow had melted the ex gamekeeper was brought to tears as he found in a remote valley over 50 deer carcasses. The deer heard had grown so much the land could not support them, all the animals had starved to death. The general puplic in England are unaware that land owned by hunters usually has more wildlife species than land not managed. You only have to look through the threads on this website to see how passionate the hunters are towards land habitat improvement and game management. I just hope the US puplic dont get the British anti hunting bug.
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  11. This was an exciting hunt for us because its rare we call in dogs with strictly a howl during the day and even more rare to call them from over a half mile away. Enjoy!
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  12. From "Game and Fish" http://www.gameandfishmag.com/2012/02/07/downwind-dogs-tactics-for-defeating-a-coyotes-nose/
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  13. Oh man you got your work cut out for you this season. You don't want to dissapoint the kiddos and come home with a little dink after they had monster bucks eating out of their hands,lol. Great pics, looks like a great day!
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