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R.I.P. Willie Nelson


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A woman went into a tatoo parlor to have the faces of Robert Redford & Paul Newman inked onto each side of her inner thighs.

When the artist was done, he handed her a mirror to have a look at his handiwork.

When she saw the images in the mirror, she was aghast. "I'm not paying you, that doesn't look anything like Paul Newman or Robert Redford!" She exclaimed.

"That's because you are seeing the image backwards in the mirror". He answered.

"Tell you what, go out into the street & if the 1st person you come to doesn't recognize who they are, you don't owe me a thing."

She stormed out into the street where she found a wino laying in the gutter. She stood with her legs straddled over his face. "Who does that look like to you?" She demanded.

The wino peered up between her gaping thighs, squinted his eyes & rubbed the stubble on his chin for a moment.

"Well, I don't know who those fellas are on either side, but damned if that ain't a perfect likness of Willie Nelson in the middle!"

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I'm a knife guy, I have a Blade magizine with a custom made knife for Willie on the cover.

I got him to sign the photo of the knife, got him to come rright off his tour bus , when it was

Parked in downtown Roch. A number of years ago.

No chance to light up though .....

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