Flatlanders are Rollin' In

[Pygmy]

Aww shucks...We got RAP out here in the sticks, too...

She's got nipples on her t*****s as big as yer THUMB

She's got sumpin' tween her legs would make a DEAD MAN come

She's got a shoo-fly pie and an apple pan dowdy

Make yer THIGHS rise up and yer pecker say HOWDY !

[BizCT]

Aww shucks...We got RAP out here in the sticks, too...

She's got nipples on her t*****s as big as yer THUMB

She's got sumpin' tween her legs would make a DEAD MAN come

She's got a shoo-fly pie and an apple pan dowdy

Make yer THIGHS rise up and yer pecker say HOWDY !

There we go! Way to bust a rhyme Mr. DJ Old Man River!

His name is Pygmy from Stueben County

He made a whole 25 bucks killing a yote during the PA Bounty

He's a 104 years old with lots of guns

He's porked so many women, he lost count of his sons!

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[Pygmy]

Pretty accurate Biz, except the part about the women and the sons...

I've always been kinda shy around girls <<BLUSH>> , and I just have one daughter...

Oh yeah, and I only got $22.50 for the coyote...

[G-Man]

I remember when the gun opener used to be on a Monday . A lot of small business' thrived as guys would head to camp on a Friday night or Saturday morning and spend money in the grocery stores , restaurants , motels , etc .. The Saturday opener killed that !

I miss having the weekend before that monday to shop visit other camps, spend some money in town, and have a good time. Now it's rush to camp unpack and bed...