Bear search in Amherst

[turkeyfeathers]

6 minutes ago, The_Real_TCIII said:

I always wondered why they don’t hit the streams when steelhead and salmon are running, too many people around I guess


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That and those streams are unfamiliar to them as they’ve never encountered those streams I think. Just roaming around aimlessly in all new territory 

[dbHunterNY]

get sightings and trail cam pics every year around here.  still few enough and spread out that i haven't seen one in wild or gotten a trail cam picture of one. yet a couple years ago someone shot a boar that dressed out at 250lbs almost under my most used stand.

[greg54]

Bear was spotted in North Tonawanda off Payne Ave....most likely the same one as Amherst yesterday?

[The_Real_TCIII]

2 hours ago, turkeyfeathers said:

That and those streams are unfamiliar to them as they’ve never encountered those streams I think. Just roaming around aimlessly in all new territory 

They can smell those spent salmon from a hundred miles away

[turkeyfeathers]

13 minutes ago, The_Real_TCIII said:

They can smell those spent salmon from a hundred miles away

Pfft I can smell berbere wings at twice that distance 

[Jeremy K]

2 hours ago, greg54 said:

Bear was spotted in North Tonawanda off Payne Ave....most likely the same one as Amherst yesterday?

I got some pictures of it texted to me ,I'll post them up when I get home.

[Jeremy K]

[Lawdwaz]

He’s going to hit the river and then what?????

Hes a dead bear walking I’d bet.  Too bad too.....

[Moho81]

Looks Healthy! 

 

hopefully they just let him get to where hes going or at the worst tranquilize and move him. I'd hate to see him killed just because he wandered into a residential neighborhood. 

[The_Real_TCIII]

If that’s his house he really should take care of that exposed fascia board


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[Jeremy K]

12 minutes ago, The_Real_TCIII said:

If that’s his house he really should take care of that exposed fascia board


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Give the guy a break ,he just slept all winter.

[landtracdeerhunter]

The canal festival starts soon in NT.. maybe he wants to be their bear traction.

[Lawdwaz]

12 minutes ago, landtracdeerhunter said:

The canal festival starts soon in NT.. maybe he wants to be their bear traction.

He's looking to ride the NT carousel..........maybe eat a unicorn or three.

[greg54]

14 minutes ago, landtracdeerhunter said:

The canal festival starts soon in NT.. maybe he wants to be their bear traction.

We need to hear the "bear facts" first lol

[landtracdeerhunter]

 

9 minutes ago, greg54 said:

We need to hear the "bear facts" first lol

Why, so we can grin and bear it, LOL.

[turkeyfeathers]

9 minutes ago, landtracdeerhunter said:

 

Why, so we can grin and bear it, LOL.

Oh boy : time to insert my corny joke here.  Why don’t cannibals eat clowns ? Because they taste funny   Not bear related but have a thick skin would ya 

[landtracdeerhunter]

I was g

8 minutes ago, turkeyfeathers said:

Oh boy : time to insert my corny joke here.  Why don’t cannibals eat clowns ? Because they taste funny   Not bear related but have a thick skin would ya 

I was going to have a  few bourbon tonight but, I can't bear the news of all that waisted whiskey.

[turkeyfeathers]

5 minutes ago, landtracdeerhunter said:

I was g

I was going to have a  few bourbon tonight but, I can't bear the news of all that waisted whiskey.

lol. 

[turkeyfeathers]

Q: What do call a bear with no ears?
A: B.

[The_Real_TCIII]

There's a wonderful bear joke that ends with "Buddy, you're not out here for the huntin are ya". Way too long to type but it's a beaut

[landtracdeerhunter]

11 hours ago, The_Real_TCIII said:

There's a wonderful bear joke that ends with "Buddy, you're not out here for the huntin are ya". Way too long to type but it's a beaut

We gotta hear it, if you can bear the time.

[Jeremy K]

A group of men go up into the mountains to go bear hunting. The first morning out, Bill goes out on his own. He comes to a clearing on a hill overlooking a field and sees a bear slowly strolling across the field. He gets the bear in his sites and fires. He then looks all around, but he can't find the bear.

All of a sudden, he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around, and there's the bear. The bear knocks the gun out of his hands, and Bill stands there shaking in his boots.

The bear yells at him, saying he's sick and tired of being shot at and gives Bill an ultimatum. The bear tells him that he can either drop to his knees and blow him, or the bear will eat his face.

Bill immediately drops to his knees and obliges the bear. The bear walks away contented and Bill find his way back to the cabin.

The next morning, Bill takes an even bigger gun with him and goes to the same place he saw the bear before. And sure enough, there was the bear strolling across the field again. Bill gets all excited, gets the bear in his sites and shoots! He looks all around, but there is no bear. All of a sudden he feels a tap on his shoulder again. He turns around, and, surprise, there's the bear. The bear looks at him, knocks the gun out of his hand, and says,''You know the routine.''

Bill drops to his knees and obliges the bear again. When he's done, the bear walks away smoking a cigarette and Bill stumbles back to his cabin.

Bill is all pissed off now. He grabs the biggest gun he can find and heads to the same spot again. And sure enough, there is the bear strolling across the field again. He gets the bear in his sites, and says to himself, ''Now this bear's gonna fuckin' get it!'' He pulls the trigger and, "Ka-BOOM!" He looks all over again, but no bear. Then, just as before, he feels the same tap at his shoulder. He turns around, there's the bear standing there with a big smirk on his face. He looks down at Bill and says, ''You're not in this for the hunting are you?'''

[Jeremy K]

I googled searched the punch line and copied it for ya TC.

[turkeyfeathers]

Looks like the Clarence bear is playing golf this morning at Ivy Ridge in Akron 7:30 this morning on hole #6. Heard he was -2 at the turn.


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[The_Real_TCIII]

Looks like the Clarence bear is playing golf this morning at Ivy Ridge in Akron 7:30 this morning on hole #6. Heard he was -2 at the turn.


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I holed out from 205 yards on the hole this was taken from, for birdie. And it’s a par 5


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