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This is rather true

A Good Explanation Of Politics

A Russian Jew was finally allowed to emigrate to Israel.
 
At Moscow Airport customs found a statue of Lenin in his baggage and asked, "What is this?"
 
The man replied, "'What is this?' Wrong question, comrade. You should have asked, ' Who is he?' This is Comrade Lenin. He laid the foundations of socialism and created the future prosperity of the Russian people. I am taking it with me as a memory of our dear hero."
 
The Russian customs officer let him go without further inspection.
 
At Tel Aviv Airport the Israeli customs officer also asked our friend: "What is this?"
 
He replied, "'What is this?' Wrong question, sir. You should be asking 'Who is this?' This is Lenin, the bastard who caused me, a Jew, to leave Russia. I take this statue with me so I can curse him every day."
 
The Israeli customs officer said, "I apologize, sir, you are cleared to go."
 
Settling into his new house, he put the statue on a table and to celebrate his immigration he invited his friends and relatives to dinner.
 
One of his friends asked, "Who is this?"
 
He replied, "My dear friend, 'Who is this?' is the wrong question. You should have asked 'What is this?' This is ten kilograms of solid gold that I managed to bring with me without paying any customs duty and tax."
 
MORAL: Politics is when you can tell the same BS in different ways to fool a different audience and allow you to look good in every situation.
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I didn't write this just copied and paste ....

 

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he
asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money
from you, I'm doing community service this week.'
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill,
the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing
community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.
The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
you' card and a dozen doughnuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Member of Congress came in for a haircut, and when he went to
pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from
you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Congress
was very happy and left the shop.
The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
Members of Congress lined up waiting for a free hair cut And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
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