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Then: "If you join the protest because you're tired of COVID, you now need to understand you are breaking the law." —Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau in February

Now: "Everyone in China should be allowed to protest [COVID restrictions]. We will continue to ensure that China knows we will stand for human rights and with people who are expressing themselves." —Justin Trudeau in November

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How to fix Congress

 

Winds of Change....
Warren Buffet is asking each addressee to forward this email to a minimum of twenty people on their address list; in turn ask each of those to do likewise.
In three days, most people in The United States of America will have this message.
This is one idea that really should be passed around.
*Congressional Reform Act of 2013
1. No Tenure / No Pension. A Congressman/woman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they're out of office.
2. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security. All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people. It may not be used for any other purpose.
3. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do.
4. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise.Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.
5. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.
6. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people.
7. All contracts with past and present Congressmen/women are void effective 12/31/22. The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen/women.
Congressmen/women made all these contracts for themselves. Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, so ours should serve their term(s), then go home and back to work.
If each person contacts a minimum of twenty people then it will only take three days for most people (in the U.S. ) to receive the message. Don't you think it's time?
THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!
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Think Trump is stupid?

 

I love when people call Trump Stupid..

You mean the multi-billionaire who kicked every Democrats butt, buried 16 career Republican politicians, and continues to make fools out of once reputable news organizations ...

You mean the guy who won the presidency? You mean the guy with the super model wife? You mean the guy whose words alone put a massive slow down on illegal border crossings? You mean the guy whose mere presence made the stock market smash its previous records? You mean the guy who created 1 million jobs in his first 7 months in office? Are you sure you even know what it is you're resisting?

Are you sure you back a party that enables the decimation of every core principal of Christianity?

Are you sure you back a party that voted 100% against the abolition of slavery? Are you sure you really take a politician like Maxine Waters seriously?

Are you sure you don't see anything wrong with someone who has a 40 yr career as a public servant living in a $4.5 mansion representing a district she doesn't even live in?

Are you sure you see nothing wrong or peculiar about Hillary Clinton a woman being involved in politics for the last 30 yrs having a net worth of $240 million?

Are you sure you're not just basing your opinion on hatred spewed by a crooked paid for media platform?

Could you even tell me 5 things the Democratic Party has done to improve you're day to day prosperity as a hard working American citizen? Probably not..

Do you realize the debacle you are sending your children into once they become adults by continuing to support a political party that has done nothing for the poor except kept them poor, gave them free abortions, and a few hundred a month to keep food in their fridge?

The prosperity and safety of its citizens is job one of your government. Get with the program. Everyone else has horribly failed you! Smarten up and take a position for the sake of your children. I promise you a country full of illegal immigrants, abortions, $15 an hour jobs, and non-gender specific people aren't gonna make your country and life any more prosperous.

Rosie, Madonna, Katy Perry, and Robert Deniro are not just like you. They don't have to live through the real world day to day disparity of an average American.

Men don't hate women, white people don't hate black people, and Donald Trump is not a racist. Stop allowing yourself to be brainwashed by a party that has continuously failed you. Be about your prosperity, your safety, your children, and an America First mindset.

Dump these crooked politicians that have stunted your growth. Dump these crooked politicians that have stunted your children's growth. Toughen up, take a stand, and act like a proud American.

See the spirit of Trump supporting and freedom loving Americans and just imagine where we could be as a country if everyone had the same priorities.

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A U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans in a small boat rowing towards Texas.
 
 
The captain gets on the megaphone and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?”
 
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "Gringo, we are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the War of 1812”
 
The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter. The captain finally catches his breath, gets back on the megaphone, and asks, " Just the four of you?”
 
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No Señor, we are the last four. Thanks to your President Biden… the other 21 million are already there.
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