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This one's for you@bionic this is the view from our first room in Reykjavik. Just a quick spot to catch up on sleep before the real fun starts 20190303_181153.jpeg

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Yep. Elves are always screwing up road work.
Are you there just to watch the Aurora?
Nah we've been here a few years back. This time we're driving the Ring Road

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17 minutes ago, The Jerkman said:

This one's for you@bionic this is the view from our first room in Reykjavik. Just a quick spot to catch up on sleep before the real fun starts 20190303_181153.jpeg

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Nice! Thanks, don’t hesitate to post more pics! The ring road? Whats that all about? Just googled it actually, you driving the full 15-16 hrs?

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Nice! Thanks, don’t hesitate to post more pics! The ring road? Whats that all about? Just googled it actually, you driving the full 15-16 hrs?
Over the course of the next week and a half we will be

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1 minute ago, The Jerkman said:

Over the course of the next week and a half we will be

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That’s a really cool trip, that is my idea of a vacation! 

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6 hours ago, The Jerkman said:

Very disappointing! All the most delicious meats are not allowed. Whale, horse, seal

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That’s a really cool trip, that is my idea of a vacation! 
It's beautiful and the hiking is out of this world!

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And a Fat Bastard burger. Had a burger plus delicious brisket on top. Oh and had another Hazy Bastard as a post dinner drink. Now it's 9pm over here20190303_202248.jpeg

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What’s next- strip club, beer pong, etc?


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"The sportsman lives his life vicariously. For he secretly yearns to have lived before, in a simpler time. A time when his love for the land, water, fish and wildlife would be more than just part of his life. It would be his state of mind."

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What’s next- strip club, beer pong, etc?


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Nope. Next is trying my Icelandic competition likely no competition at all though because You Can't Beat My Meat!20190303_220016.jpeg

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25 minutes ago, The Jerkman said:

Nope. Next is trying my Icelandic competition likely no competition at all though because You Can't Beat My Meat!20190303_220016.jpeg

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Easily worth 20 mil.

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Easily worth 20 mil.
Those are probably 15 mill each. Close to mine, but still not mine

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5 minutes ago, The Jerkman said:

Those are probably 15 mill each. Close to mine, but still not mine

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Do you speak the language? Or do  most understand English over there ?

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Do you speak the language? Or do  most understand English over there ?
I can understand a little bit of it and used to know a little but they are fluent in English, Icelandic, German and maybe even French and can toggle back and forth between them without missing a beat

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6 minutes ago, The Jerkman said:

I can understand a little bit of it and used to know a little but they are fluent in English, Icelandic, German and maybe even French and can toggle back and forth between them without missing a beat

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Cool I'm out of likes for the day  the software says  .

So you forgot to tell us the most important thing  when  people know  you are visiting   a Scandinavian  or Nordic countrie,   are the   women as hot as they say they are over there  :)   

 

 

 

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Cool I'm out of likes for the day  the software says  .
So you forgot to tell us the most important thing  when  people know  you are visiting   a Scandinavian  or Nordic countrie,   are the   women as hot as they say they are over there     
 
 
 
Even better! Tall and blonde! Viking chicks!

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For years, the Icelandic vikings would sail down to the British Isles to rape and pillage, and do basic viking stuff. But they would also kidnap the best looking teenage girls they could find . A few centuries of that coupled with the pristine environment and a near perfect diet created one good looking peoples. 

Go Iceland.

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I'm sure you know this, Jerkman, but eat hotdogs. Best hotdogs in the world.

 

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For years, the Icelandic vikings would sail down to the British Isles to rape and pillage, and do basic viking stuff. But they would also kidnap the best looking teenage girls they could find . A few centuries of that coupled with the pristine environment and a near perfect diet created one good looking peoples. 
Go Iceland.
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I'm sure you know this, Jerkman, but eat hotdogs. Best hotdogs in the world.
 
And the lamb. Never before have I ever eaten such tender lamb in my life!

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4 hours ago, The Jerkman said:

And the lamb. Never before have I ever eaten such tender lamb in my life!

They are mostly lamb hotdogs with a little pork and beef.

Honestly, I would live there if I could. Stunning place, content people, cool sweaters ... what's not to like?

I went to tip my flyfishing guide after I paid him and he waved me off. I asked why and he said, "I charge a fair price and make a good living. A tip is unnecessary and a little insulting."

Sign me up.

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Have any smoked meats ? 

My understanding is they use dry sheep,dung to smoke their meats . Yum !

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Slightly lacking on some pictures here jerky


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Been a busy past couple days. Will be posting more when we get closer to Reykjavik again.

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