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Your mouth is writing checks your a$$ can't cash

Smells so bad he could knock a buzzard of the $hit wagon

Horny'r than a 2 peckered billy goat

U can never go wrong doing the right thing


We do it right, cause we do it twice

If you have to ask the price, you can't afford it.


Man who goes to sleep with itchy bum wakes up with stinky finger

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I'd like to see your point of view but cannot get my head that far up my Ass!                                                                                    If you get any skinnier your gonna fall through your ass and hang yourself!

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Drinking toasts

Heres to you and heres to me, forever friends we will be, if one of us should disagree FU and heres to me! 

Ive drunk to your health in Taverns, Ive drunk to your health in my home, Ive drunk to your health so damn many times that ive almost ruined my own! 

 

and just a sayin from an old timer I knew - "Understand all you know about it?" 

 

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