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If “If and Buts” were candy and nuts, we’d all have a Merry Christmas!”

Along the same line as...

If the queen had balls, she’d be the king!




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Before you shoot your mouth off make sure your brains are loaded.

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If the dog hadn't stopped to s**t , he would have caught the rabbit....

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I'm just hornier than a bucket full of bullheads...

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If you only "think" you know about something. You probably "don't".

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If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys

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I find a duck's opinion of me is very much influenced by whether or not I have bread

-Mitch Hedberg

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23 minutes ago, Pygmy said:

If the dog hadn't stopped to s**t , he would have caught the rabbit....

My older dog shits on the run! Truth

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3 minutes ago, Paula said:

My older dog shits on the run! Truth

He must be a "Pooper Powered Pooch"....!!….Hehehe....

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Talking out your azz because your head knows better. OR

I told you I was sick. OR 

If a mans sick he is not well  OK  enough!!!

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1 hour ago, turkeyfeathers said:

What if the hokey pokey is really what it’s all about :rolleyes:

I was addicted to the hokey pokey , but I turned myself around .

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1 hour ago, Stay at home Nomad said:

I was addicted to the hockey pokey , but I turned myself around .

The Hockey pokey ??????   :taunt:



97.3% of statistics are made up
To Err is Human - To Forgive Divine 

Neither of which is Marine Corps Policy !

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Eat what's on your plate or go without ! 



97.3% of statistics are made up
To Err is Human - To Forgive Divine 

Neither of which is Marine Corps Policy !

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My Dad was king of the one liners most were X rated LOL!

Going over a cliff it is not the fall that kills you, it is the sudden stop at the end. 

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Serious Dogs For Serious Work

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1 hour ago, Paula said:

My older dog shits on the run! Truth

Tried that maneuver a few times.  Never really worked well.

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10 minutes ago, moog5050 said:

Tried that maneuver a few times.  Never really worked well.

you need to take your pants off first.

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5 minutes ago, Nytracker said:

Not smart enough to  pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were on the bottom.

LMAO

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5 minutes ago, jjb4900 said:

you need to take your pants off first.

Not easy running AND taking your pants off!

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