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There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse.

He heard a noise, so he looked inside. Lo and behold, there was an Indian down in the hole.
The cowboy said, “How long have you been down there in that awful hole?”

The Indian replied,    “Many moons.”

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#METOO....too soon?


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No because the best part of #metoo is 90% of adults still view that as a pound sign so the symbol for the woman’s movement is # “pound” me too


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Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the
dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.
I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a
torrential downpour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the
radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.
I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and
whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is
out fishing in that?'

 

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On 2/23/2019 at 8:50 AM, Water Rat said:

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My 12 year old son is getting this done to him tonight! I’m going to be nice about it and set it for 530 am after I have already left for work. She can deal with it...

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