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1 minute ago, ATbuckhunter said:

Hahaha I like where your head is at. those 18" arms will make him the favorite for sure

If he has 18 inch arms, you should have a decent reach advantage!...............grin

You prepare the contract Biz, and I'll sign it! I'll go up against the best in my division in a First Blood Trail, Ladder Stand, Caged Deer Match!  But I can only fight on a Saturday or Sunday, cause I'm just a weekend warrior!

And you only get 7%. As I will supply my own transportation to FSW's enclosure.

 

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6 minutes ago, old man river said:

 

Guess,you want me to start with FSWs First since, I am old. Hike with me Biz this Sat at Skunnymonk Mt.on Taylor Road at 7.45am. there from 300ft to more then 1700 ft we will go Double time. There you can see my endurance.

You are barking up the wrong tree. I can walk for days, weeks, months at a time. Let's go out drinking the night before and still do the hike!

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"The sportsman lives his life vicariously. For he secretly yearns to have lived before, in a simpler time. A time when his love for the land, water, fish and wildlife would be more than just part of his life. It would be his state of mind."

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Bill - I'll fly you to higher elevation out west and we can hike. Then when you die on the mountain, I’ll make a fire and eat you. Yes, I’ll post your tenderloins on the “what’s for dinner” thread.


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"The sportsman lives his life vicariously. For he secretly yearns to have lived before, in a simpler time. A time when his love for the land, water, fish and wildlife would be more than just part of his life. It would be his state of mind."

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18 minutes ago, Biz-R-OWorld said:

So you'd rather fight a "yearling buck" like @ATbuckhunter ? You both have MMA skills, but he's younger/lighter/faster. The fight would be over before you could scream "Woods Roads!"

I love the Joke Thread here. I will bite. 2nd degree Black Belt in Isshinru. Started in 1982. No ground training. Easy pickings here for sure.Sensei John Deblasio was my Teacher. Seriously though- on the ground Biting ,eye gouging,all Head Butts, 3- Finger pinching, Gonad pulls and strikes. Along with finger breaks are allowed on the Street. I will throw up a video of my Teacher later.

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8 minutes ago, Biz-R-OWorld said:

Bill - I'll fly you to higher elevation out west and we can hike. Then when you die on the mountain, I’ll make a fire and eat you. Yes, I’ll post your tenderloins on the “what’s for dinner” thread.


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Just save the nads for wolc......

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I love the Joke Thread here. I will bite. 2nd degree Black Belt in Isshinru. Started in 1982. No ground training. Easy pickings here for sure.Sensei John Deblasio was my Teacher. Seriously though- on the ground Biting ,eye gouging,all Head Butts, 3- Finger pinching, Gonad pulls and strikes. Along with finger breaks are allowed on the Street. I will throw up a video of my Teacher later.

All while the little guy takes out your Nad's and then feeds you your Ass. There is always a way to get it done. A W is a W regardless.


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2 minutes ago, old man river said:

I love the Joke Thread here. I will bite. 2nd degree Black Belt in Isshinru. Started in 1982. No ground training. Easy pickings here for sure.Sensei John Deblasio was my Teacher. Seriously though- on the ground Biting ,eye gouging,all Head Butts, 3- Finger pinching, Gonad pulls and strikes. Along with finger breaks are allowed on the Street. I will throw up a video of my Teacher later.

You can poke and pull all you like once I lock in a rear naked choke...it only take 6 seconds to be slept by it. BJJ has its limitations, but in a one on one fight its brutal. Ive seen many black belts from formal martial arts fall victim to BJJ white and blue belts. You may or may not have me on our feet , but its a whole different world on the ground.

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13 minutes ago, Biz-R-OWorld said:

You are barking up the wrong tree. I can walk for days, weeks, months at a time. Let's go out drinking the night before and still do the hike!

Saturday is tomorrow Biz. Chance of rain 30 percent tomorrow.  I am happy to Hike with anyone here. Taylor Road is in Mountainville. Parking is just 1/4 mile off of RT. 32. Up the Sweet Clover Trail to the top. 7.45am. 

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9 minutes ago, old man river said:

Saturday is tomorrow Biz. Chance of rain 30 percent tomorrow.  I am happy to Hike with anyone here. Taylor Road is in Mountainville. Parking is just 1/4 mile off of RT. 32. Up the Sweet Clover Trail to the top. 7.45am. 

I already have dinner plans for tomorrow night- don't need your tenderloins yet.


"The sportsman lives his life vicariously. For he secretly yearns to have lived before, in a simpler time. A time when his love for the land, water, fish and wildlife would be more than just part of his life. It would be his state of mind."

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8 minutes ago, ATbuckhunter said:

You can poke and pull all you like once I lock in a rear naked choke...it only take 6 seconds to be slept by it. BJJ has its limitations, but in a one on one fight its brutal. Ive seen many black belts from formal martial arts fall victim to BJJ white and blue belts. You may or may not have me on our feet , but its a whole different world on the ground.

One of your White Belts might be able to beat me. 

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Love the Joke Thread. Now if Biz did set up a bout between a White Belt and an old man- it would have to be no rules,no protection,shirtless- Fat here, and on the Asphalt.

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Can't we all just get along .... Its now a who is tougher argument.  Oh Lord.   lololololol 

WATCH OUT FOR THE QUIET ONE - NOT THE ONE RUNNING HIS MOUTH!

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1 minute ago, moog5050 said:

Can't we all just get along .... Its now a who is tougher argument.  Oh Lord.   lololololol 

WATCH OUT FOR THE QUIET ONE - NOT THE ONE RUNNING HIS MOUTH!

Soon everyone will get banned for the unzip contest. I’m Irish , I’m out. Last man standing.  But the ladies do like I can lick my eyebrows 

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Soon everyone will get banned for the unzip contest. I’m Irish , I’m out. Last man standing.  But the ladies do like I can lick my eyebrows 


Yikes. You’re the type of guy who casually eats roast beef curtains for fun and for free?


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"The sportsman lives his life vicariously. For he secretly yearns to have lived before, in a simpler time. A time when his love for the land, water, fish and wildlife would be more than just part of his life. It would be his state of mind."

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Ya know..........you guys are REALLY boogering up my serious thread.

 

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Do they give white belts for BJs now??? I bet Pygmy knew a gal or 12....


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Biz-- what did you start here-lol! The ignored user list will grow from both ends.         Yeah, I still have 18" Fat Arms. Plenty of Twinkies while watching Fox News at 8pm with Tucker Carlson. I need a new longer belt soon. My best Bench has gone down to the Olympic bar and 2 25s for 4 reps. I think that is 95lbs. Heavy for me. And if you saw me without a Shirt on,you would be reminded of the late John Candy. And my 2nd Dan Black Belt Certificate is a mail order one. I was able today to curl a 25lb Dumbell 3 times with my right hand and twice with the left. I gave up situps decades ago. Somehow, I am able to get my Fat Ass to the top of a Mountain, but anyone here can leave me in the dust on the way up . Now if Biz did set this event up, I would probably lose 5 times in one night. Grampy would beat me in 12 seconds and , I would get tackled and chocked out in 4 seconds by the White Belt. I guess, I would give it a shot though along with others here. I have Arthritis everywhere and Viagra stopped working for me at age 57. Hands have weak grip Strength as well . Don't be fooled by my Fall Turkey Hunting video uploaded a few weeks back. Those hands are bony and weak. I guess, I can be entertaining at times. No wonder WNYBuckHunter did not hit the Ban Button on me when, I asked him to. Speaking of entertaining, I better hike elsewhere Tomorrow  since Biz does not want to go and everyone knows of my early morning plans.  Keep the Thread going.

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14 minutes ago, old man river said:

Biz-- what did you start here-lol! The ignored user list will grow from both ends.         Yeah, I still have 18" Fat Arms. Plenty of Twinkies while watching Fox News at 8pm with Tucker Carlson. I need a new longer belt soon. My best Bench has gone down to the Olympic bar and 2 25s for 4 reps. I think that is 95lbs. Heavy for me. And if you saw me without a Shirt on,you would be reminded of the late John Candy. And my 2nd Dan Black Belt Certificate is a mail order one. I was able today to curl a 25lb Dumbell 3 times with my right hand and twice with the left. I gave up situps decades ago. Somehow, I am able to get my Fat Ass to the top of a Mountain, but anyone here can leave me in the dust on the way up . Now if Biz did set this event up, I would probably lose 5 times in one night. Grampy would beat me in 12 seconds and , I would get tackled and chocked out in 4 seconds by the White Belt. I guess, I would give it a shot though along with others here. I have Arthritis everywhere and Viagra stopped working for me at age 57. Hands have weak grip Strength as well . Don't be fooled by my Fall Turkey Hunting video uploaded a few weeks back. Those hands are bony and weak. I guess, I can be entertaining at times. No wonder WNYBuckHunter did not hit the Ban Button on me when, I asked him to. Speaking of entertaining, I better hike elsewhere Tomorrow  since Biz does not want to go and everyone knows of my early morning plans.  Keep the Thread going.

Just curious if you know who is white belt is from? 

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Just curious if you know who is white belt is from? 

Growie...is that you?!?!
Translation please!!!


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33 minutes ago, Jeremy K said:

Just curious if you know who is white belt is from?

35 minutes ago, Jeremy K said:

Just curious if you know who is white belt is from? 

A members student. I could last 8 seconds perhaps.

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Last time, I hit the heavy bag 2 years ago, I bent my right wrist back on the 1st punch. That was that! And that was a soft YMCA 20lb bag set up for the women!  Good thing, I did not go towards the 80lb rockhard heavy bag. I saw a guy no more then 125lbs hit that bag and make the rafters shake! I saw that and went to the women's heavy bag and bent my wrist. The owner laughed and told me to get my Ass to the gym where no grunting is allowed.:cry:

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4 hours ago, old man river said:

I am happy to Hike with anyone here.

You sure about that Bill? ANYONE HERE? A buddy and I have a hiking trip planned to scout out a potential buschraft/back woods camping weekend. Not inviting you for the camp in September, but I will sure open an invitation to you for the hike on 8/10. If you are up for it shoot me a PM and I will give you the location. It's in my neck of the woods and I think there may even be a woods road or two for to to explore.

Just putting this out there. You did say anyone, but I am sure what you really meant was anyone who will be willing to hike where you want to hike.

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