How to quarter a deer in your living room

[goosifer]

I thought this was an interesting video. https://www.wideopenspaces.com/quarter-deer-living-room/

 

[The_Real_TCIII]

Quarter a deer and half my net worth if I ever did that


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[crappyice]

Watch the next video on that site ...5 gross skinning and field dressing fails! Yum!


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[Nomad]

My friends Dad was a trapper , as a kid I’ve watched him skin rats on the coffee table while watching SNL .

[sodfather]

Hey honey how was your day

What The Hell are you doing in the living room??

[BizCT]

Goose - you back from Italy yet?


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[ATbuckhunter]

You know my family is pretty lenient when i bring home a quarter and finish butchering it in the kitchen, but If i brought the whole deer in the house like that it would be over for me. Quartering gets done out in the woods where I can throw the ribs and the rest out and not bring it home

[Marion]

Watch the next video on that site ...5 gross skinning and field dressing fails! Yum!


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Thanks that was awesome!

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[grampy]

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?????

I'm quartering a deer in our living room. Whats it look like?

GET OUT!!!!   GET OUT NOW!!!!  ARE YOU FREAKIN CRAZY?

GET OUT!!!!

Yeah.....guess that went as well as I expected.

[Pygmy]

My fishing buddy Howie  filets  1000's of fish each year in an upstairs bedroom....

Actually he has it set up pretty good...The worst part is carrying  all the stuff up and down the stairs...

[nyslowhand]

Okay, so you do what you have to do with what you have available, but in the living room is a little over the top!

[crappyice]

Okay, so you do what you have to do with what you have available, but in the living room is a little over the top!

That’s the thing...no one HAS TO do that. The only reason for that is shock value (or its raining!) unless you kill the deer in a city park (illegal) or scoop up a roadkill on the way home from Starbucks(unlikely). Silliness BUT he done pretty clean work which was worth watching.


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[Einsamer Krieger]

First off, the wife would kill me!!!   Have my own meat shed, wouldn't dare do anything in any part of the house!!!

[goosifer]

9 hours ago, Biz-R-OWorld said:

Goose - you back from Italy yet?


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Yep. Got back late Monday. Just been catching up on bills and errands. Still have a few posts from Italy to do. It's been quite an adjustment being back.

[518BowSlayer]

Am I the only one here with a wife who's totally cool with stuff like this?? I've cut up deer in the bathtub, quarter them on the dining room table, age them in the fridge, and then cut them up on the coffee table. even caped out my moose head while watching tv. my wife helps me do euro mounts for Christ sakes. what's the big deal???

[goosifer]

4 minutes ago, 518BowSlayer said:

Am I the only one here with a wife who's totally cool with stuff like this?? I've cut up deer in the bathtub, quarter them on the dining room table, age them in the fridge, and then cut them up on the coffee table. even caped out my moose head while watching tv. my wife helps me do euro mounts for Christ sakes. what's the big deal???

You have a very special wife. You are a very lucky man.

[crappyice]

Am I the only one here with a wife who's totally cool with stuff like this?? I've cut up deer in the bathtub, quarter them on the dining room table, age them in the fridge, and then cut them up on the coffee table. even caped out my moose head while watching tv. my wife helps me do euro mounts for Christ sakes. what's the big deal???

Wtf...nothing wrong with any of that except you keeping Hershey Kisses in the cheese drawer. Blasphemy!


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[Moho81]

I feel like my wife put's up with a lot of my shenanigans without saying a word but I think if she came home to me quartering a deer in the house there would be some words exchanged and I may be calling on my weird internet hunting friends to see if they have a couch I can sleep on for the night.

[Jeremy K]

Wife nothing , I wouldn't butcher a deer in my house because I'm not inbred . Same people probably takes shits in the shower too.

[mlammerhirt]

Wife nothing , I wouldn't butcher a deer in my house because I'm not inbred . Same people probably takes shits in the shower too.

I almost fell outta my desk chair with that response I was laughing so hard.

 

Not sure if I would go that far.....but sure as heck don't need ticks, the smell off blood or any other fun things that may have been living on the deer crawling around my house post cleaning.

 

We don't live like little house on the prairie in 2019.....so keeping the deer cleaning outside, and the crapper on the inside are great turn of the century inovations.

 

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[The_Real_TCIII]

Just now, mlammerhirt said:

I almost fell outta my desk chair with that response I was laughing so hard.

 

Not sure if I would go that far.....but sure as heck don't need ticks, the smell off blood or any other fun things that may have been living on the deer crawling around my house post cleaning.

 

We don't live like little house on the prairie in 2019.....so keeping the deer cleaning outside, and the crapper on the inside are great turn of the century inovations.

 

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Exactly. We butcher in the sod house out back

[Five Seasons]

16 hours ago, Nomad said:

My friends Dad was a trapper , as a kid I’ve watched him skin rats on the coffee table while watching SNL .

ummm. why was he skinning rats?

[518BowSlayer]

3 hours ago, Jeremy K said:

Wife nothing , I wouldn't butcher a deer in my house because I'm not inbred . Same people probably takes shits in the shower too.

kind of a douche bag response. seems weird to me you would talk shit about someone on a hunting forum for cutting up a deer in his home. to each his own I guess

[Nomad]

3 hours ago, Belo said:

ummm. why was he skinning rats?

Slang for  Muskrats . , many were caught behind shopping plazas , M.C.C. , Browncroft blvd  by the park ,  behind the Bayside restaurant on Empire . He also would skin them on the hood of his car waiting for my buddies to get out of hockey practice .

He was a school teacher also  had a Masters in chemistry and was a chemist in the summer .

One day my buddy caught a raccoon in a trap ,( back when you got $40 for a big one ) anyway he “ killed it “with his ax . Tossed it on the floor,of his back seat with the  other dead critters, only it wasn’t dead ,nor happy when it came to as we were driving home .

My other buddy would catch bullhead at night bring them home in a five gallon bucket, dump them in the bathtub and clean them after school the next day  . Ran a trap line before school, and his mom would paddle the canoe while he shot frogs with his .22 and scoop ‘Em up with a net .

thanks for bringing back some fond childhood memories!

Edited October 24, 2019 by Nomad

[BizCT]

Am I the only one here with a wife who's totally cool with stuff like this?? I've cut up deer in the bathtub, quarter them on the dining room table, age them in the fridge, and then cut them up on the coffee table. even caped out my moose head while watching tv. my wife helps me do euro mounts for Christ sakes. what's the big deal???

Wtf. That tub pic is crazy. Reminds me of Ocean Drive in Miami when Tony Montana’s drug deal with the Columbians goes bad and there’s that chainsaw bathtub scene


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