Boat Names

[ApexerER]

 I need a name for my new to me boat. My past boats were Big Red, Therapy and my current boat is named "Poor Choices" but she needs to sell.

What are your boat names?

My thoughts are:

Poor Choices II

Ms My Money

Miss My $$$

I am a Deplorable

2nd Amendment 

 

[SportsmanNH]

How about " MoneyPit "  Thats what my buddy called his old boat . A hole in the water that he was constantly pouring money into  LOL

[ApexerER]

3 minutes ago, SportsmanNH said:

How about " MoneyPit "  Thats what my buddy called his old boat . A hole in the water that he was constantly pouring money into  LOL

Lol, i hope that name doesn't fit. With these gas prices I'll be spending enough on that...

[Nomad]

Simple .

Boaty McBoatface .

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/03/22/world/europe/boaty-mcboatface-what-you-get-when-you-let-the-internet-decide.html

[WNYTRPR]

Motor Boater 

[WNYTRPR]

[johnplav]

My father-in-law bought a boat shortly after I got him interested in fishing again.  The rest of the family aptly named it "Inception".

[Farflung]

"After you", so that  you can tell your wife/gf/side chick that you named it after her.

[Moho81]

Not A Mid-Life Crisis 

Don't Tell My Wife

 

[Otto]

I saw this in a movie, not sure which one, I think Cary Grant was in it:  Miss Conduct 

[Steuben Jerry]

I named my first boat “Yankee Rose” and kept that name for every boat afterwards. I think my current one is the fourth with that name. Something about bad luck..

if you follow up with the ceremony listed below, I’ll bring beer to sacrifice! 

 

[squirrelwhisperer]

My ocean boat is "Dirty Hooker", my lake boat is "Filthy Oar", my old lake boat was, "Myott", my duck boat is "High On Quack".

[Steuben Jerry]

5 minutes ago, squirrelwhisperer said:

My ocean boat is "Dirty Hooker", my lake boat is "Filthy Oar", my old lake boat was, "Myott", my duck boat is "High On Quack".

Love those names!

[luberhill]

Row vs Wade 

[Zag]

Suck my wake, feel like I’ve heard that before.

[Robhuntandfish]

1 hour ago, ApexerER said:

 I need a name for my new to me boat. My past boats were Big Red, Therapy and my current boat is named "Poor Choices" but she needs to sell.

What are your boat names?

My thoughts are:

Poor Choices II

Ms My Money

Miss My $$$

I am a Deplorable

2nd Amendment 

 

how about combine a couple of those 

"2nd Choice" 

or 

"2nd Poor Choice"

 

 

Edited February 8, 2022 by Robhuntandfish

[sbuff]

If I bought a boat I always said it would be called, my other wife 

[Robhuntandfish]

i had a buddy that borrowed one of my other buddies boats for a weekend.  It was just an old 14ft aluminum fishing boat with an old 9hp Johnson.  I guess the motor didnt run very well and when he brought it back he had a sticker made up  that said "Rotten" and put it next to the Johnson on the outboard  .  Epic and it stuck. 

I havent named my boats just refer to them as the brand name. "Tracker"  and "Ark" for the seaark i had. 

Edited February 8, 2022 by Robhuntandfish

[BizCT]

Get your D*ck wet

She's wet again

Morning wood

Sea Clit

[wolc123]

QuitUrBitchen

Edited February 8, 2022 by wolc123

[WNYTRPR]

53 minutes ago, Biz-R-OWorld said:

Get your D*ck wet

She's wet again

Morning wood

Sea Clit

Don’t be copying me lol

[crappyice]

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[New York Hillbilly]

"Build Back Wetter!"

"Circle Back"

"Don't Blame Me!"

"Wave Maker"

 

Edited February 8, 2022 by New York Hillbilly

[WNYTRPR]

Obviously “LETS GO BRANDON”

Edited February 8, 2022 by WNYTRPR

[518BowSlayer]

Best one I ever saw was "She Got The House"

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