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An elderly physician, Doctor Geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to re-open a medical clinic.

He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic:

Get your treatment for $500 -- if not cured, get back $1,000."

Doctor Young, who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.

Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?"

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from Box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."

Dr. Young:  '"Aaagh! -- This is Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500.”

Dr. Young, very annoyed, goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.

Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.

Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."

Dr. Young, "Oh, no you don't -- that's Gasoline!"

Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.That will be $500."

Dr. Young (now having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young, "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!"

Dr. Geezer, "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so here's your $1000 back" -- giving him a $10 bill.

Dr. Young, "But this is only $10!"

Dr. Geezer, "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."

Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old Geezer.

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