Scott Grandits

Happy birthday to my far less talented, not as smart, and not nearly as attractive brother, @RJdaaJUICEMAN

Hard to beat the heat when you gotta beat the refs too.

Having a well deserved blue light to finish off the day

Hell, if you can't live it down, might as well live it up.

Holy shit shin splits are terrible

Holy shit. I passed everything this semester hahahaha. Took the saying "D's get degrees" to a extremely real level hahaha

Hot dogs or legs? http://t.co/qTtCmP8Tar

House sitting is SO BORING

How does Joey Crawford still get important games.

How much did Sam young drink before this game?

How pumped is Trent Richardson

How the hell does UB not have a punter.

How was Marc Gasol the defensive player of the year? It doesn't even make sense.

I always think about how I hate my job at times.... Then I drive by the kid who dances all day dressed as the Statue of Liberty.

I am in tears laughing at this http://t.co/BJcBy2YML5

I bet the bar you're at doesn't have Busch light in bottles. #noonehasanyteeth

I can't believe I saw @bhodgins10 at a country concert.

I can't wait for Sunday. Go bills.

I don't get tan lines. I get burn lines.

I don't know much, but I do know mighty opening right next to work has been terrible for me.

I don't think I've ever hated someone as much as I hate Marshall Henderson

I don't think there is a more improved offensive player than serge Ibaka

I don't understand how people workout with hats on.

I don't understand these damn turkeys.

I dont know why I thought it would be a good idea not to go somewhere for spring break