Scott Grandits

I really gotta start going to class...

I rode my bike to my friends house... With a backpack full of beer. Never thought I would experience feeling like I was 15 again.

I seriously get angry when I hear Lou Holtz speak.

I still don't understand the charge your phone in public places thing.

I swear the only time my phone rings is when I'm trying to nap.

I swear to god if the bills take nassib at 8 I'll flip shit.

I swear to god ill punch this broad right on her forehead if she doesn't close her mouth.

I want whatever sheeeeeesssss gottttttt

I wish I could put into words how sore my legs are.

I wonder when the last time a team that wore tee shirts won the national championship.

I would like to go shoot things.

I would love to break Kim kardashians face.

I. Think. I'm. Gonna. Throw. Up. That. Nice. Dinner. That. We. Just. Had.

I'm a hustler baby

I'm getting rid of my car in a couple months and I've never put so much money into it in my life.

I'm like a single mother.... I wash and dry.

I'm still loaded

I'm sweating my balls off in a tee shirt and shorts.... And there's people walking around buff st in hoodies and sweat pants.

I've felt far worse after losses.

If Carrie Underwood doesn't make it on stage tonight I swear I didn't kidnap her....

If someone doesn't break Patrick Beverly's neck tomorrow night there's a huge problem. Sick play bro. Way to "hustle"

If the bills sign tebow I will drink a gallon of bleach.

If you casually drink 5 nights a week, is it still considered casual?

If you wear tee shirt jerseys... Fuck you

In six nights I'll be hammered and lost at Darien lake.