Scott Grandits

To go to the gym, or to go shoot the bow before work? #importantlifedecisions

Melo is toasty.

I just got petted during the middle of a set

It's always the people who have absolutely lost their minds that are trying to give people life help on twitter.

There is nothing more annoying than bed sheets that won't stay on properly.

One of your players tested positive for 3 different kinds of anabolic steriods.... And a low grade, beaver tranquilizer

A little frozen rain never hurt anyone

I. Think. I'm. Gonna. Throw. Up. That. Nice. Dinner. That. We. Just. Had.

Fucking Kevin Kolb. How drunk is buddy nix?

People....@jedpazzmin is tending the bar at Malones tonight

Lebron would be sitting in his locker bitching about being hit to hard. He gets away with EVERYTHING. Grow up bro.

Pretty fishy http://t.co/6WFASh02oC

Looks like @eow27 is threatened by my bowling skillz. #mostare

If Carrie Underwood doesn't make it on stage tonight I swear I didn't kidnap her....

“@BSCcrushes: "Number 48 on the football team has a better ass than I do"” @BigDogLJ

I dont know why I thought it would be a good idea not to go somewhere for spring break

Ain't nothin but the #SouthwestPhillyFloater

Nothing fires me up like a good bench celebration

City tavern isn't crowded.

Michigan looks great

Nothing like the Letchworth Pines

I don't think I've ever hated someone as much as I hate Marshall Henderson

Two words..... Breakfast burritos.

Are people seriously watching hockey right now?

Look at these beauts @trhersey3 @putyouinaHERSE @Herse14 http://t.co/GCTkTOK0s2