Scott Grandits

But I wipe my own ass

Do people actually enjoy tequila?

Long sleeves were a terrible idea

Well got about a mile from school and realized I forgot to do something. #imgonnabelate #imanidiot http://t.co/b9pRJ1cPSp

Absolutely gorgeous morning. Now I just need some turkeys to show up.

The thunder are god awful defensively and run an offense about as well as the B teams did in BSAC.

The thunder need Russ more than I need Russ. #missyou

I hope Jr smith gets punched.

The thru way should have a fast forward button.

Oh sweet Jesus, Andrew Bogut may have just killed Javalle McGee.

Anyone got some time to cut this guys hair later?

Nothing like a fresh glass of well water.

Wreck my plans, baby that's alright

If someone doesn't break Patrick Beverly's neck tomorrow night there's a huge problem. Sick play bro. Way to "hustle"

The only reason I like EJ at all is cause gruden loves him.

There goes Oakland pulling an Oakland.

They're giving away protein packets in campus west. Thank god I came to class today.

So that's why they call it violently ill. ????????

Is there a respectful way to tell a professor that you couldn't care less about their class?

I swear to god if the bills take nassib at 8 I'll flip shit.

Take a quick dump and I'm gonna do some push ups.

I don't think there is a more improved offensive player than serge Ibaka

What kind of toast would you like with that? "French ma'am. I want French toast."

All four of his shots haven't even touched the rim haha