THIS CLUB IS GREAT IF:
-YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO A GOOD LINE OF BULLSHIT FROM A DRUNKEN MORON
-YOU LIKE TO PISS MONEY DOWN THE DRAIN
-"HUNT BY THE RADIO TOWER-SO AND SO HAS PICS OF A MONSTER RUNNING AROUND UP THERE"-OK CHUCK ADAMS-WILL DO-RIGHT AWAY MR. CLUB OWNER-WIPE THE BOOZE FROM YOUR CHIN AND STOP LICKING YOUR LIPS
-YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT ALL THE 170-180" CLASS DEER-ALL THE 14 AND 18 POINTERS (YOU KNOW IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE THE GUY IN SPORTS AUTHORITY OR WALMART A WEEK BEFORE OPENING DAY BUYING ARROWS- TELLING ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN ABOUT ALL THE BIG DEER HE SAW,MISSED,TOOK A BITE OF HIS SANDWICH,ETC)RUNNING AROUND ON THE PROPERTY-THE ONES THAT SO AND SO AND HIS BUDDY'S HAVE ALL THE PICTURES OF-"THEY SHOOT MONSTER DEER BACK THERE ALL THE TIME" SPEWS THE LUSH-(OF COURSE WE DIDN'T BELIVE THE BULLSHIT)-ALTHOUGH WE DID GET PLENTY OF PICS OF REAL GOOD DEER-ALL AT NIGHT-NONE OF WHICH WAS BIGGER THAN 140- STILL ENOUGH OF A REASON TO STICK IT OUT
- YOU LIKE TO HEAR "WE OWN ALL THIS-2000 ACS. PLUS-WE ARE GONNA HAVE CORN HERE,WE ARE GOING TO PUT IN WATERING HOLES HERE-FOOD PLOTS HERE,BLAHH,BLAHH,BLAHH"-SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT IS 2000 ACS.-"MR. CLUB OWNER WHERE ARE THE PROPERTY LINES"-WE ASK-"WHAT PROPERTY LINES-GO WHEREVER YOU WANT-IT'S ALL OURS"-BULLSHIT-POSTED SIGNS BY THE SAND MINE-POSTED SIGNS ON THE BACKSIDE OF THE FARMS-RAN ACROSS AN OLDER COUPLE AT THE GATE BY THE RR TRACKS-SCRATCHING THERE HEADS-NOT UNDERSTANDING WHY THERE WAS A LOCKED GATE-THEY OWN A 25 AC FLAG LOT UP THE DIRT ROAD -AND THEN RECENTLY READ IN NEWSDAY ABOUT THE COUNTY BUYING A LARGE (100 + AC) CHUNK FROM ONE OF THE FARMER'S TO PRESERVE AS PARKLAND??? 2000 ACS.?? YOU DON'T SAY EHH JACKASS
-YOU LIKE TO GET TO A LOCKED GATE AND BEGIN TO FUMBLE WITH THE LOCK-YOU TURN IT TO THE COMBINATION THAT MR. CLUB OWNER GAVE YOU ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT OPEN-SO YOU TRY AGAIN-NOPE-"MR. CLUB OWNER WHAT THE HELL"-"OH WE CHANGE THE COMBO ALL THE TIME"-GREAT- THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP -JERKOFF
-YOU LIKE TO SCOUT ALL WINTER AND SPRING,HANG AND CHECK YOUR CAMERAS AND THEN SPEND TIME HANGING STANDS- ALL SO OTHER PEOPLE CAN HUNT FROM YOUR STANDS-"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO" SAYS MR. CLUB OWNER "I CAN'T TELL THEM NOT TO"?????? ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME
-YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT THE SMALL PARCEL THAT "JUST YOU TWO GUYS WILL BE HUNTING"-THAT WORKED OUT GREAT LAST YEAR-JUST TWO OF US-KILLED DEER-PLENTY OF PICS-THEN WENT TO HANG STANDS IN THE SUMMER FOR THIS PAST SEASON AND WAS CONFRONTED BY THE GUY WHO HOLDS THE LEASE FOR THE PROPERTY-"WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU ARE DOING? HE SAYS-MR. HUNTING CLUB IS FULL OF SHIT- HE HAS NO RIGHTS ON THIS PROPERTY AT ALL-HE NEVER HELD THE LEASE" AS THE GUY WAS PUTTING HIS POSTED SIGN ON A TREE THAT WE PLANNED TO HUNT FROM-"MR. CLUB OWNER WHAT THE HELL" WE SAY- "UMM, AHH,UHH,IT WAS A SLOW YEAR-A LOT OF GUYS ARE HURTING-WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY-I'M A DRUNKEN SCOTCH SOAKED FOOL,BLAHH,BLAHH,BLAHH"-HE SAYS
-YOU GET ACCESS TO A PRIVATE PARCEL "90 ACS.-FROM HERE-1500 FT THAT WAY BY 1500 FT THAT WAY-ALL THE WAY TO SUNRISE HWY"-SAYS THE DRUNK BETWEEN BURPS OF SCOTCH-THEN YOU FIND OUT THAT IN REALITY IT IS PUBLIC LAND (THAT DOES NOT ALLOW HUNTING) AND THAT THE PRIVATE PARCEL IS PROBABLY ONLY ABOUT 10 ACS- 8 ACS OF THAT IS THE HOUSES AND LAWNS AND BLACKTOP
-YOU LIKE TO HEAR "DON'T WORRY I AM GOING TO PUT JUST YOU TWO GUYS ON A SMALL ESTATE OUT IN SOUTHAMPTON-16 ACS. FOR THE BOTH OF YOU-NOBODY ELSE"-OF COURSE IT NEVER HAPPENS-EXCUSES,EXCUSES,EXCUSES
-YOU LIKE TO HEAR "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT SCRAPE " HE SLURS AS YOU TAKE YOU FIRST QUICK TOUR OF THE "PRIVATE CLUB PROPERTY"- "BUT MR. CLUB OWNER THAT IS FROM TURKEYS SCRATCHING FOR FOOD-IT'S NOT A SCRAPE" WE SAY-" BLUH BLAH BLAH' HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY???
-YOU BELIEVE SOMETHING LIKE "SO AND SO SHOOTS A 150" OR BETTER DEER FROM THIS STAND EVERY YEAR"-YEAH YOU KNOW -THE STAND ON THE EDGE OF THE FIELD-7 FEET OFF THE GROUND-IN THE WIDE OPEN-WITH EVERY LIMB IN A 20 YD. RADIUS HACKED APART-TOTALLY BELIEVABLE
-YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT THE "SMALL PRIVATE PARCEL YOU WILL BE HUNTING WITH AN OUTFITTER FREIND OF MINE" DURING THE RUT-OF COURSE IT NEVER MATERIALIZES
-IF ALL OF THE ABOVE IS YOUR CUP OF TEA-THEN BY ALL MEANS PISS YOUR MONEY AWAY
THIS GUY IS AN ABSOLUTE PUTZ-I AM PATIENTLY WAITING FOR THE EVERY 1/2 HOUR PHONE CALLS TO START-ALMOST TIME TO PAY THIS YEARS DUES
SOMETHING USUALLY HAPPENS TO GUYS LIKE HIM WHEN THEY CROSS THE WRONG PERSON-SOMEONE IS EVENTUALLY GOING TO PULL HIS CARD-MAYBE HE CAN CALL JIMMY GOOMBOTZ AND JOE PESCE'S COUSIN VITO-AND THE REST OF HIS "I WANNA BE A GINDOLOON" PAISAN BUDDY'S AND SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL THE KID WHO IS LIVING ON SUPPORT FROM CLUB MEMEBERS AT THE CLUBHOUSE-"WHAT'S AMATTER WITH YOU -YA STUTTERING PRIC YA"
I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS ,BUT I WASTED ENOUGH TIME ON THIS IDIOT AND HIS CLUB (NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE WHO MAY ENJOY THIS TYPE OF STUFF)