Bucktooth Earl

THIS CLUB IS GREAT IF: -YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO A GOOD LINE OF BULLSHIT FROM A DRUNKEN MORON -YOU LIKE TO PISS MONEY DOWN THE DRAIN -"HUNT BY THE RADIO TOWER-SO AND SO HAS PICS OF A MONSTER RUNNING AROUND UP THERE"-OK CHUCK ADAMS-WILL DO-RIGHT AWAY MR. CLUB OWNER-WIPE THE BOOZE FROM YOUR CHIN AND STOP LICKING YOUR LIPS -YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT ALL THE 170-180" CLASS DEER-ALL THE 14 AND 18 POINTERS (YOU KNOW IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE THE GUY IN SPORTS AUTHORITY OR WALMART A WEEK BEFORE OPENING DAY BUYING ARROWS- TELLING ANYONE WHO WILL LISTEN ABOUT ALL THE BIG DEER HE SAW,MISSED,TOOK A BITE OF HIS SANDWICH,ETC)RUNNING AROUND ON THE PROPERTY-THE ONES THAT SO AND SO AND HIS BUDDY'S HAVE ALL THE PICTURES OF-"THEY SHOOT MONSTER DEER BACK THERE ALL THE TIME" SPEWS THE LUSH-(OF COURSE WE DIDN'T BELIVE THE BULLSHIT)-ALTHOUGH WE DID GET PLENTY OF PICS OF REAL GOOD DEER-ALL AT NIGHT-NONE OF WHICH WAS BIGGER THAN 140- STILL ENOUGH OF A REASON TO STICK IT OUT - YOU LIKE TO HEAR "WE OWN ALL THIS-2000 ACS. PLUS-WE ARE GONNA HAVE CORN HERE,WE ARE GOING TO PUT IN WATERING HOLES HERE-FOOD PLOTS HERE,BLAHH,BLAHH,BLAHH"-SERIOUSLY DOUBT IT IS 2000 ACS.-"MR. CLUB OWNER WHERE ARE THE PROPERTY LINES"-WE ASK-"WHAT PROPERTY LINES-GO WHEREVER YOU WANT-IT'S ALL OURS"-BULLSHIT-POSTED SIGNS BY THE SAND MINE-POSTED SIGNS ON THE BACKSIDE OF THE FARMS-RAN ACROSS AN OLDER COUPLE AT THE GATE BY THE RR TRACKS-SCRATCHING THERE HEADS-NOT UNDERSTANDING WHY THERE WAS A LOCKED GATE-THEY OWN A 25 AC FLAG LOT UP THE DIRT ROAD -AND THEN RECENTLY READ IN NEWSDAY ABOUT THE COUNTY BUYING A LARGE (100 + AC) CHUNK FROM ONE OF THE FARMER'S TO PRESERVE AS PARKLAND??? 2000 ACS.?? YOU DON'T SAY EHH JACKASS -YOU LIKE TO GET TO A LOCKED GATE AND BEGIN TO FUMBLE WITH THE LOCK-YOU TURN IT TO THE COMBINATION THAT MR. CLUB OWNER GAVE YOU ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT OPEN-SO YOU TRY AGAIN-NOPE-"MR. CLUB OWNER WHAT THE HELL"-"OH WE CHANGE THE COMBO ALL THE TIME"-GREAT- THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP -JERKOFF -YOU LIKE TO SCOUT ALL WINTER AND SPRING,HANG AND CHECK YOUR CAMERAS AND THEN SPEND TIME HANGING STANDS- ALL SO OTHER PEOPLE CAN HUNT FROM YOUR STANDS-"WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO" SAYS MR. CLUB OWNER "I CAN'T TELL THEM NOT TO"?????? ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME -YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT THE SMALL PARCEL THAT "JUST YOU TWO GUYS WILL BE HUNTING"-THAT WORKED OUT GREAT LAST YEAR-JUST TWO OF US-KILLED DEER-PLENTY OF PICS-THEN WENT TO HANG STANDS IN THE SUMMER FOR THIS PAST SEASON AND WAS CONFRONTED BY THE GUY WHO HOLDS THE LEASE FOR THE PROPERTY-"WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU ARE DOING? HE SAYS-MR. HUNTING CLUB IS FULL OF SHIT- HE HAS NO RIGHTS ON THIS PROPERTY AT ALL-HE NEVER HELD THE LEASE" AS THE GUY WAS PUTTING HIS POSTED SIGN ON A TREE THAT WE PLANNED TO HUNT FROM-"MR. CLUB OWNER WHAT THE HELL" WE SAY- "UMM, AHH,UHH,IT WAS A SLOW YEAR-A LOT OF GUYS ARE HURTING-WE DON'T HAVE THE MONEY-I'M A DRUNKEN SCOTCH SOAKED FOOL,BLAHH,BLAHH,BLAHH"-HE SAYS -YOU GET ACCESS TO A PRIVATE PARCEL "90 ACS.-FROM HERE-1500 FT THAT WAY BY 1500 FT THAT WAY-ALL THE WAY TO SUNRISE HWY"-SAYS THE DRUNK BETWEEN BURPS OF SCOTCH-THEN YOU FIND OUT THAT IN REALITY IT IS PUBLIC LAND (THAT DOES NOT ALLOW HUNTING) AND THAT THE PRIVATE PARCEL IS PROBABLY ONLY ABOUT 10 ACS- 8 ACS OF THAT IS THE HOUSES AND LAWNS AND BLACKTOP -YOU LIKE TO HEAR "DON'T WORRY I AM GOING TO PUT JUST YOU TWO GUYS ON A SMALL ESTATE OUT IN SOUTHAMPTON-16 ACS. FOR THE BOTH OF YOU-NOBODY ELSE"-OF COURSE IT NEVER HAPPENS-EXCUSES,EXCUSES,EXCUSES -YOU LIKE TO HEAR "LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT SCRAPE " HE SLURS AS YOU TAKE YOU FIRST QUICK TOUR OF THE "PRIVATE CLUB PROPERTY"- "BUT MR. CLUB OWNER THAT IS FROM TURKEYS SCRATCHING FOR FOOD-IT'S NOT A SCRAPE" WE SAY-" BLUH BLAH BLAH' HE MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY??? -YOU BELIEVE SOMETHING LIKE "SO AND SO SHOOTS A 150" OR BETTER DEER FROM THIS STAND EVERY YEAR"-YEAH YOU KNOW -THE STAND ON THE EDGE OF THE FIELD-7 FEET OFF THE GROUND-IN THE WIDE OPEN-WITH EVERY LIMB IN A 20 YD. RADIUS HACKED APART-TOTALLY BELIEVABLE -YOU LIKE TO HEAR ABOUT THE "SMALL PRIVATE PARCEL YOU WILL BE HUNTING WITH AN OUTFITTER FREIND OF MINE" DURING THE RUT-OF COURSE IT NEVER MATERIALIZES -IF ALL OF THE ABOVE IS YOUR CUP OF TEA-THEN BY ALL MEANS PISS YOUR MONEY AWAY THIS GUY IS AN ABSOLUTE PUTZ-I AM PATIENTLY WAITING FOR THE EVERY 1/2 HOUR PHONE CALLS TO START-ALMOST TIME TO PAY THIS YEARS DUES SOMETHING USUALLY HAPPENS TO GUYS LIKE HIM WHEN THEY CROSS THE WRONG PERSON-SOMEONE IS EVENTUALLY GOING TO PULL HIS CARD-MAYBE HE CAN CALL JIMMY GOOMBOTZ AND JOE PESCE'S COUSIN VITO-AND THE REST OF HIS "I WANNA BE A GINDOLOON" PAISAN BUDDY'S AND SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL THE KID WHO IS LIVING ON SUPPORT FROM CLUB MEMEBERS AT THE CLUBHOUSE-"WHAT'S AMATTER WITH YOU -YA STUTTERING PRIC YA" I COULD GO ON FOR HOURS ,BUT I WASTED ENOUGH TIME ON THIS IDIOT AND HIS CLUB (NO OFFENSE TO ANYONE WHO MAY ENJOY THIS TYPE OF STUFF)

come to my house i have racoons >

So I wonder how many of the deer in the pics on their website were killed on club properties?........none? And what is with the Quads-it is a hunting club or an ATV club? :-X

$1200.00-$1500.00?.........................ouch :-X

posting a deer taken on County land as taken at club shameon him the county tag plain as day on antler hope most people aren't sharp enough to pick up on it or they'll know how full of crap they are1 I thought there was something odd about that tag in the pic-thought it may have been a road kill the way it is wrapped up in the tarp :-\ .How many members are in the club?Sounds like the woods are worse than some public land.

Wow.I have heard of this club and thought of joining.Sounds like a circus-especially the special treatment for some members having their own spots ??? .How much did it cost you guys to join the fiasco?How many properties are there?Are any worthwhile?

Hunting at night with a shotgun an light thats nuisance hunting........I did it, its legal poaching NOT FOR ME but the farmer wanted the deer killed had to make him happy to hunt his other property during bow season

What kind of tag is that? Looks home made.

If this Taxidermist is mounting bucks killed on nuisance permits both he and the person who shot the deer are in possesion of illegal antlers.All antlers from deer taken on permits MUST be surrendered to the DEC within 7 days of being taken. This is to prevent trophy hunting on the permits.The idea is to thin the doe population. I bet the deer in the pic is legit. ;D

I know there was an Orchard in Somers-If I remember correctly you pay $300.00 for the season and receive a $100.00 refund for each doe you shoot.It wouldn't be too bad-you and about 45 other guys all trying to kill the same overpressured deer in a limited parcel of woods ???