Billions!

[Mr VJP]

This is too true to be funny.

The next time you hear a politician use the Word 'billion' in a casual

manner, think about Whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax

money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, But one advertising agency

did a good job of Putting that figure into some perspective in One of it's

releases.

A.

A billion seconds, ago it was 1959.

B.

A billion minutes ago, Jesus was alive.

C.

A billion hours ago, our ancestors were Living in the Stone Age.

D.

A billion days ago, no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E.

A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, At the rate our

government Is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain...

let's take a look at New Orleans ...

It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.

Louisiana Senator,

Mary Landrieu (D)

Is presently asking Congressfor

250 BILLION DOLLARS

To rebuild New Orleans. Interesting number...

>What does it mean?

A.

Well. If you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans (every man,

woman, and child) You each get $516,528.

B..

Or.... If you have one of the 188,251 homes in New Orleans, your home

gets$1,329,787.

C.

Or... If you are a family of four....

Your family gets$2,066,012.

Washington, D. C.

HELLO!

Are all your calculators broken??

Building Permit Tax

CDL License Tax

Cigarette Tax

Corporate Income Tax

Dog License Tax

Federal Income Tax (Fed)

Federal Unemployment Tax (FU TA)

Fishing License Tax

Food License Tax

Fuel Permit Tax

Gasoline Tax

Hunting License Tax

Inheritance Tax

Inventory Tax

IRS Interest Charges

(tax on top of tax)

IRS Penalties(tax on top of tax)

Liquor Tax

Luxury Tax

Marriage License Tax

Medicare Tax

Property Tax

Real Estate Tax

Service charge taxes

Social Security Tax

Road Usage Tax (Truckers)

Sales Taxes

Recreational Vehicle Tax

School Tax

State Income Tax

State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)

Telephone Federal Excise Tax

Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax Telephone Federal, State and

Local Surcharge Tax Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax Telephone

Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax Telephone State and Local Tax

Telephone Usage Charge Tax Utility Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax

Vehicle Sales Tax Watercraft Registration Tax Well Permit Tax Workers

Compensation Tax

(And to think, we left British

Rule to avoid so many taxes)

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago.....

And our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt....

We had the largest middle class in the world.....

And Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened?

Can you spell:

'POLITICIANS!'