How to save the airlines!

[Mr VJP]

How to save the Airlines

Dump the male flight attendants. No one  wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants  with good-looking strippers! What

the hell -- they don't even serve food  anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the  alcohol sales and get a 'party

atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of  course, every businessman in this

country would start flying again, hoping to  see naked women.

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't  need a salary, thus

saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good  that we could charge

the women for working the plane and have them kick back  20% of the tips,

including lap dances and 'special services.'

Muslims  would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked  women.

Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry  would

see record revenues.

This is definitely a win-win situation if  we handle it right -- a golden

opportunity to turn a liability into an asset. 

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have to do  everything

myself?

Sincerely,

Bill  Clinton