Three Wishes

[Mr VJP]

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are all walking together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm.

I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada .'

POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama  was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine ,  Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into  our precious land.'

POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall  around those countries.

The Texan says, 'I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.'

The  Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 5oo feet thick and  completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out; it's  virtually impenetrable.'

The Texan sits down on his horse, cracks a beer, smiles and says, 'Fill it with water.'

[wooly]

Yeehaw!