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Geno C

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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he  asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.'

The nun  agreed.

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have  you seen a soldier?'

The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the  MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,

'I can't  thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Afghanistan .'

The nun said, 'I  understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you  have a great pair of legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little  higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to  Afghanistan  either.'

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