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Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot  bartender.

  The robot says, "What will you have?"

  The guy says, "Martini."

  The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's  your  IQ?"

  The guy says," 168."

  The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical  technology.[/color][/size][/size]The guy leaves, but he is curious...So  he goes back into the bar.

  The robot bartender says, "What will you have?"

  The guy says, "Martini."

  Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says,  "What's your  IQ?"

  The guy says, "100."

  The robot then starts to talk about Nascar, Budweiser and John Deere  tractors. 

  The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one  more time.[/color][/size][/size]He goes back into the bar.

  The robot says, "What will you ha ve?"

  The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great  martini. [/color][/size][/color][/size]The robot then says, "What's your  IQ?"

  The guy says, "Uh, about 50."

  The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you  voted for Obama?" [/color]    [/size] Dave

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