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not my joke but thought i would pass it on

Five surgeons are discussing the easiest types of people to operate on.

The first says: “I like to cut open accountants. Everything’s numbered.”

The second says: “Electricians. Everything’s color-coded.”

The third says: “Librarians. It’s all in alphabetical order.”

The fourth says: “Construction workers. If you finish up with a few parts left over, they understand.”

The fifth one says: “You’re all wrong; it’s Congressmen. No guts, no balls, no heart, no brain, and no spine. And the a**hole and the head are interchangeable.”

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