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The Gates of Heaven Part Deux

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Three doctors are waiting in line to get into the pearley gates . St Peter walks out and asks the 1st one , " What have you done to enter heaven ? "

" I am a pediatrician and have brought thousands of the Lord's babies into the world . "

" Good enough to enter the gates ," replied St Peter and in he goes .

The same question is asked of the 2nd doctor . " I am a general practioner and I go to Third World countries three times a year to cure the sick ."

St Peter is impressed and allows him through the gates .

The 3rd doctor steps up in line and knowing the question blurts out , " I am a director of an HMO ."

St Peter meditates on this for a while and then says , " Fine , you can enter Heaven ............. but only for two days . "

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