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The mensroom door had a very worn closure mechanism and sometimes didn't open when turning its door knob.  I had a binge session on one particular night and quickly needed to relieve myself.  After fumbling with the door knob I lost my patience and temper.  In my hazed stupor I punched the door and split it down its middle along its length.  After relieving myself, I was asked to return the next day when sober.  I don't remember the owners name.  He sat me down at the bar, put a beer in front of me, and said "that's quite a punch you have".  He was very understanding about the circumstances and did not charge me for a door saying it needed replacing anyway.  A real cool guy.
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