my favorite Christmas recipe

[bubba]

ok the annual Christmas turducken bacon bear is ready for the oven. it is a simple recipe you put a chicken inside a duck which is then put inside a turkey. All of that is inserted into the butt of a live bear. He is then wrapped in bacon and baked for 3 hours at 400. The older I get, the tougher it is to get the bear to cooperate.

[wooly]

Bubba- is the bacon used to lube up the bears head to extract it from your rear end after all this. Might want to add 1-cup of Vaseline or lard to this recipe for safetys sake.