Paranoid??

[Mr VJP]

Two eight point bucks were bedded in tall grass in the middle of a sunny field on a beautiful, warm November day.

One buck was enjoying the day immensely, without a care in the world, except for the fact the other deer was edgy, nervous and jittery.

The relaxed buck began making fun of the watchful buck, calling him foolish for being on watch.

"We're in the middle of a field, at least 300 yards from the woods edge.  We can see clearly if any danger approaches and have the wind in our favor.  I've spent many days in this field sunning myself without any trouble.  The farmer doesn't allow hunting on his land without his permission and it's the middle of the day.  Nothing has ever happened under these circumstances in this field, even during hunting season, so relax already!"

No sooner than the thought was conveyed to the nervous buck, a .30 caliber bullet ripped through the relaxed buck's neck.

The moral of the story?  You're not paranoid, if there is real danger out there targeting you.

[steve863]

Boo!!  I hope that didn't scare you too much.

[Mr VJP]

Vigilance is to the advantage of the courageous, not to the coward, nor the oblivious.

[steve863]

Vigilant or not, I bet you didn't see my boo coming!

[Mr VJP]

You lose the bet.

;D

[Dinsdale]

oops wrong thread...moved it......

[steve863]

You lose the bet.

;D

What bet?  I didn't lose a thing, while you probably did lose your computer when you put a bullet hole in it when I said boo.

[Mr VJP]

Vigilant or not, I bet you didn't see my boo coming!

I guess you weren't serious then.