Little Johnny

[Water Rat]

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up...fireman , mechanic , businessman , salesman , doctor , lawyer and so forth. But little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet , so when the teacher prodded him about his father , he replied , "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes , if the offer is really good , he will go home with some guy". The teacher , obviously shaken by this statement , hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and then took little Johnny aside to ask him "Is that really true about your father"? "No", the boy said , "He works for the Democratic Committee and is helping to get Hillary Clinton elected to the Presidency of the United States , but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids".

[bugsNbows]

Poor kid.