Since posting jokes seems like the thing to do right now...

[Elmo]

Two lice buddies would always meet down in Florida during the winter break. One year, one of the lice showed up with the worst cold ever.

Lice #1. What happened to you?

Lice #2. I hitched a ride on the beard of a biker and it was freezing with all that wind.

Lice#1. Do what I do. I go to a sorority house and hitch a take a ride in one of the girls pubes. It is soft and toasty down there.

The following year, the lice showed up again with a horrible cold.

Lice #1. What happened? Didn't you take my advice?

Lice #2. I did. I found a sorority girl and climbed down to her pubes like you said. It was so warm down there, I decided to take a nap but when I woke up, I was back on the beard of a biker.

[RobC]

Lmao