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Them armored dildos are challenging critters...

A few years ago while I was hog hunting down in Georgia, one came ambling past and I decided to try and catch it. In my misspent youth, I caught many a possum by running after it and grabbing it by the tail.

What's an armored dildo ? Nothing but a possum on the half shell.

I put down my rifle and took off after it. I quickly learned that an armored dildo can run MUCH faster than a middle aged, slightly overweight, stubby legged Pygmy.

It's a wonder I didn't have a heart attack.

I decided if I wanted to bring one to hand, it's easier just to shoot it.

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wait......Small Game Head???SGH

Thats it, the G5 S.G.H. (small game head)

Them armored dildos are challenging critters...

A few years ago while I was hog hunting down in Georgia, one came ambling past and I decided to try and catch it. In my misspent youth, I caught many a possum by running after it and grabbing it by the tail.

What's an armored dildo ? Nothing but a possum on the half shell.

I put down my rifle and took off after it. I quickly learned that an armored dildo can run MUCH faster than a middle aged, slightly overweight, stubby legged Pygmy.

It's a wonder I didn't have a heart attack.

I decided if I wanted to bring one to hand, it's easier just to shoot it.

lol, yeah, we called 'em turtlepigs... they are loud as heck, we were hunting hogs at night with the green lights, I was the only guy strictly with a bow, and you would think a hog was coming in but those turtlepigs make soooo much noise! I shot this one picking up a bud with the guide, he was still up in his ladder stand shining his light all over the swamp, we thought he was trying to get hogs in his scope, but he was surrounded by turtlepigs! I got out of the truck and stalked the elusive critter! lol... the guide would not touch it because he said they had leprosy... I tought he was busting chops and I just grabbed the tail, never heard such a thing, got home and googled it, they can carry leprosy, who knew! lol

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