The best fruit cake...

[Single_shot]

My Great Aunt gave me this out of a magazine.I know not what magazine or whom to give credit to,but it is very good.

1c water

1c sugar

4 lg eggs

2c dried fruit

1 tsp baking soda

1 tsp salt

1c brown sugar

lemon juice

nuts

1 gal of your favorite whiskey

Sample the whiskey to check for quality.

Take a large bowl:

Check the whiskey again to be sure that it is of the highest quality.Pour 1 level cup and drink.Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer;beat 1 C of butter in a large,fluffy bowl.

Add 1tsp sugar and beat again.

Make sure the whiskey is still OK-Cry another tup.

Turn off the mixer.

Break two legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Mix on the turner.

If the druit gets stuck in the beaterers,pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.

Next,sift 2 cups of salt.Or something,who cares.

Check the whiskey.

Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.Spoon.Of sugar or something.Whatever you can find.

Grease the oven.

Turn the cake tin 350 deg.

Don't forget to beat off the turner.

Check the whiskey again.

Go to bed. Who the hell likes druitcake anyway?

[growalot]

hahaha....sounds like my recipe for rum /bourbon balls....but We like them in the end...though ours is a tad shorter recipe than fruitcake...lol

[virgil]

The best fruitcake??? Isn't that like being called the tallest midget?