another joke

[Geno C]

A gas station owner in Mississippi was

              trying to increase his sales.  So

            he put up a sign that  read,"Free Sex with Fill-Up."

       

       

Soon a local redneck pulled in,

                filled his tank and asked  for his free sex.

 

       

        The owner told him to  pick a

                number from 1 to 10. If he guessed

                  correctly he would get his free sex.

   

          The redneck  guessed 8, and the

                proprietor said,"You were close! The  number

                was 7. Sorry.

                No sex this  time."

     

          A week later, the same redneck,

                  along with his brother, Bubba, pulled in

                for another  fill-up.

     

          Again he asked for his free  sex.

       

          The proprietor again gave him the

                  same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.

          The redneck guessed 2 this time.

       

The proprietor said,  "Sorry, it

                was 3.

      You were close, but NO  free

                sex this time."

    As they were driving  away, the

                redneck said to his brother, "I think that game  is

RIGGED,

                and he doesn't really give away FREE  Sex."

   

Bubba replied, "No it ain't, Billy

                Ray.  It ain't rigged. My WIFE won

                    twice last week."

[Geno C]

and Bubba, no offense i just copied and pasted the joke here. we can change the name Bubba to John or something lol

[burmjohn]

Hey!

[Geno C]

shoot, i cant win... lol

how about earl???

[bubba]

lol no offense here.

[cloke]

;D ;D

Funny!!!!