Comic relief

[Pygmy]

Back in my early days on the hunting forums, I posted often on a turkey hunting forum..

I'd like to share a humorous post from one of the members..He will remain anonymous...I have not heard from him for years and he may not still be alive..He was advanced in years when he made this post...

Somebody started a thread Entitled " How many Gobblers have you harvested...??"..

This fellow posted the  following reply..

Reason I won't reply to this post.... Ashamed of low numbers...

Reasons ( Top Ten Excuses) for low numbers...

10  My Mom was frightened by a gobbler when she was pregnant with me..But that was nothing compared to the fright when she first saw me..!!..

9  Started turkey hunting late in life...

8  Napped through several seasons...

7  From the mid sixties to the mid eighties, the only wild turkey I was interested in came in a bottle..

6  For many years I thought turkey hunting was a grade school geography drill...

5  Palsey makes it difficult to hold gun steady and adversley affects concealment effort.. Hopefully, someone will come out with a " Quackeing Bush" camo...

4  Tobacco juice dissolved all my motuh calls..

3  Can't move through the woods as quickly and quietly as I once did...Nowadays It's always left, right, walker---left, right,walker...

2  Spastic colon and flatulence make it hard to hide from birds and also curls the nose hairs on unfortunate hunters downwind..

1  Every time I draw a bead on a bird my glass eye falls out...

[TH41]

LOL! I like number 2. Give me another 15 yrs,and I'll be able to relate.

[MuzzyLoader]

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA... Good One Dan,

Actually I think Cliff is still alive -