A Fishing Story

[fasteddie]

Fishing story..................

Donald and Hillary Go Fishing in the Winter!!!

How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call?
With an fishing contest in northern Wisconsin in January, of course!

After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary and Donald were
deadlocked.

Instead of going through a recount, they agreed to a week-long ice fishing
contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of
the week would be the President.

They decided that a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal
place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both would need to have
their catches verified and counted each night at 5 pm.

After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back
with nothing.

Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once
again came back with nothing.

That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of
being a “low-life, cheating’ son-of-a-gun.” Instead of fishing on Day 3,
they were going to follow and to spy on him and figure out how he was cheating.

Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total !

That night, Hillary and her democratic cohorts got together for the full
report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and said,

 

“You are not going to believe this, he’s cutting holes in the ice!”

And this story, ... tells you all you need to know about the difference between

a successful businessman and a career government politician!!!!!!

[philoshop]

One of the best Hillary jokes I've seen so far!