JOKE: Contruction Accident

[Elmo]

A black and two polish construciton workers would to hang out together all the time. One day, the black construction worker fell to his death and the police were called in to investigate. Naturally, they questioned his two friends:

Police: "Did your friend have any enemies?"

Friend: "No...none that we know of."

Police: "Was there anything odd about your friend we should know?"

Friend: "No...oh wait...he had two buttholes."

Police: "Wait, what!?! How's that possible?"

Friend: "Yeap, that's right he had two buttholes."

Police: "And how did you know this? Did you actually see it?"

Friend: "No, but every time we go to the bar together the bartender would always say: 'Damn...here comes the black guy with the two @$$holes again'."

[Paula]

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