Enigma Posted March 2, 2022 Share Posted March 2, 2022 While driving into the complex yesterday I was accosted by these three hoodlums! As I pulled up the strutter actually ran in front of my car and and tried to start a fight with the chrome grill lol. Then he tried to chase me home! I've watched these guys hanging around the neighborhood the last year or so, there used to be five of them. Was out on my deck one morning this past weekend and heard them gobbling in the woods out back and started laughing. A little early in the year I thought but hey, they're city birds, probably not right in the head lol. No hunting here in the village but suggestions by some "friends" of mine to curb this obnoxious behavior include trying to dart one, an offer to ride in the back seat and hang out the window swinging a big stick, and my personal favorite, an offer to impersonate DEC personnel with a white truck, green coveralls and a couple big nets. I need better friends . . . 4 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moho81 Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 While driving into the complex yesterday I was accosted by these three hoodlums! As I pulled up the strutter actually ran in front of my car and and tried to start a fight with the chrome grill lol. Then he tried to chase me home! I've watched these guys hanging around the neighborhood the last year or so, there used to be five of them. Was out on my deck one morning this past weekend and heard them gobbling in the woods out back and started laughing. A little early in the year I thought but hey, they're city birds, probably not right in the head lol. No hunting here in the village but suggestions by some "friends" of mine to curb this obnoxious behavior include trying to dart one, an offer to ride in the back seat and hang out the window swinging a big stick, and my personal favorite, an offer to impersonate DEC personnel with a white truck, green coveralls and a couple big nets. I need better friends . . . Those sound like the perfect friends to have a few beers with and have some shenanigans. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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