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Ole Christmas tree ole Christmas.....


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When my wife and i were dating, she lived with here sister. I agreed to go with them to cut down a tree, haul it out and get in into the house. We got it to the house and all set up in the stand (big wide tree) . I was sitting in a chair, enjoying a cold beverage and the wife and her sister were sitting on the floor going through a box of decorations for the tree. Then a rustling noise came from the tree. Then the tree shook a little, then a little more then nothing. We were all silent and just looking at the tree. All the sudden a bird burst out of the tree and starts flying around the room. My wife and her sister started running around and screaming like an axe murderer was chasing them. They knocked over the tree, a couple chairs, my beer and a few other things. I kept yelling,while laughing out loud at them, that it was just a bird and to relax but they had tunnel vision. This went on for a good minute or two. Finally my wife locked (yes locked) herself in the bathroom with the phone and called her mother and her sister just ran right out of the house. With the two nuts out of the picture a caught the bird with a towel and let him go outside. The house looked like a truck drove through it.

Before I left that night I said to them "next year get your own damn tree."

That's just plain alcohol abuse. I think their's a law against that, LOL.

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We go every year to cut ours down at the same tree farm. We make a day out of it actually. We go to Bass Pro Shops so the kids can do the Santas Wonderland thing, and we get a few gifts while we are there. On the way home, we stop at the tree farm and scour it for the right tree. We also buy a fresh wreath from them and put the tree and wreath up once we get home. Its always a great day.

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