A Laugh At Winter

[landtracdeerhunter]

It's so cold, my mail broke when I tried to pry open the envelope.

Tim Horton's are serving hot coffee on a stick.

Didn't clean the house, just defrosted it.

My grandson and I couldn't go outside, so we played bat and ball in the house. We invented "Vaseball."  Now, we're in the dugout!

 

A little humor to warm your day,

 

 

[growalot]

Thanks ...woke up to a deep orange setting moon..pretty and strange looking ,with-7 degrees again...needed that....lol

[Jeremy K]

I just saw a mink wearing a fat lady.

[growalot]

I have to tell you...Mr B just came in from starting his truck..."I hope the rest of my day goes better! ...I lifted the inside handle to open the door back up and it snapped off in my hand...Now I have to roll down the window to get out of my truck...It's damn COLD out there!"

[Deerthug]

Here are some to warm up your day...

"It was so cold, the 49ers coach got a concussion when he was hit with a block of Gatorade." — Conan O'Brien

"It's so cold that in Georgia, Honey Boo Boo actually wore shoes. In Maine, lobsters were throwing themselves into boiling pots. In Chicago, people were wearing deep-dish pizzas on their feet." — Craig Ferguson

"Today's forecast is 'holy crap I can't feel my freaking face' degrees."

— ABC7 Chicago viewer Gaby Robles

It's so cold I just saw a teenager with their pants pulled up!"

[growalot]

 

It's so cold I just saw a teenager with their pants pulled up!"

Love it!...Lord help me... yesterday I was out and a young girl was cleaning her wind shield....my eyes have yet to recover from the muffin topped jeans and 5'' "plumber s  crack" that assaulted them...lol