Marital Bliss

[shu9265]

Bill and his wife Blanche went to the state fair every year, 

   

  [/color]And every year Bill would say, 

   

  [/color]" Blanche, I'd like to ride in that helicopter " 

   

  [/color]Blanche always replied, 

   

  [/color]" I know, Bill, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, 

   

  [/color]and fifty bucks is fifty bucks! " 

   

  [/color]One year Bill and Blanche went to the fair, and Bill said, 

   

  [/color]" Blanche, I'm 75 years old. 

   

  [/color]If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance " 

   

  [/color]To this, Blanche replied, 

   

  [/color]" Bill that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks " 

   

  [/color]The pilot overheard the couple and said, 

   

  [/color]" Folks I'll make you a  deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for  the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! 

   

  [/color]But if you say one word it's fifty dollars. " 

   

  [/color]Bill and Blanche agreed and up they went. 

   

  [/color]The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. 

   

  [/color]He did his daredevil tricks, 

   

  [/color]but still not a word... 

   

  [/color]When they landed, the pilot turned to Bill and said, 

   

  [/color]" By golly , I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. 

   

  [/color]I'm impressed! " 

   

  [/color]Bill replied, 

   

  [/color]" Well, to tell you the truth 

   

  [/color]I almost said something when Blanche fell out, 

   

  [/color]but you know, 

   

  [/color]Fifty bucks is fifty bucks! " 

[G-Man]

LOL....good one!! fifty bucks is fifty bucks...

[MuzzyLoader]

HEY...

I gotta' go to the airport and find me a chopper ride w/the misses  :

Good one shu.