Turkeys Over-run Staten Island

[Elmo]

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/wild-turkeys-staten-island-multiplying-grouchy-article-1.974879

The best line in the article:

"The filthy animals are like a gang. They take over the street and yards and poop everywhere. It's disgusting."

Next thing you know, the turkeys are smoking cigarettes, getting tattoos, and spray painting graffiti.

Boy, would I love to go down there and bring a couple home with the bow.

[burmjohn]

I wouldn't eat them, probably radioactive.

[Elmo]

No, but I'll feed the homeless. Two birds with one stone...no pun intended.

[landtracdeerhunter]

That is to funny.

[letinmfly]

Here's one that just moved in by my girlfriend's house.