A new way to break your collarbone

[fasteddie]

You couldn't make this up if you tried--this is from the Brush Colorado News Tribune

[SteveNY]

My Mom wouldn't even let me throw the football in the house...

[Nomad]

Or as we say, "Job security". I've seen motorcycles in houses, lawn mowers (tons of 'em) a guy burning wood in a 55 gallon drum in his kitchen and on and on.Brother Wease thinks all the red necks are in wayne county, he should come to the ghettos of rochester.

[Moosemaple]

A real bad day..

[Deerthug]

Oh man that was funny.

[Single_shot]

That's a bad day. Me thinks more than a buttock got burned.....other "things" hang in that general region.