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Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format: Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Q. Where will the government get this money ? A. From taxpayers. Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ? A. Only a smidgen of it. Q. What is the purpose of this payment ? A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy. Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ? A. Shut up. Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs. * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala * If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea . * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. Instead, keep the money in America by: 1) Spending it at yard sales, or 2) Going to ball games, or 3) Spending it on prostitutes, or 4) Beer or 5) Tattoos. (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. ) Conclusion: Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day ! No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.

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Welcome back Chef! #letsgobrandon Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Starting to believe there are no deer left in these woods. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Low temp high pressure. Feeling “deery”. Not overly expectant but hopeful nonetheless. Still trying to figure out where they are moving. It’s like hunting a new patch of woods all over. Seems like everything I figured out last season is out the window. I will be happy just to see a deer within bow range. Good luck to all you gun guys and to all the hopeful bow guys! Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Forkhorn at 10. He gets a pass Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Back at it today. Gonna sit the stand in the thick stuff. Decent spot but no shot over 25 yards. I did some recon yesterday and what I found was confirmed when I was talking to someone that lives in one of the houses surrounding the woods. Turns out a new group of kids found the sand pit not far from the spot where I hung a stand where I saw bucks parading past last season. They go in there all night and party and bonfire and blow stuff up (homeowners words). I have a good mind to take a chainsaw and block every possible entrance for a vehicle. So I will sit a bit and then scout a new location before moving my stand. Good luck to those headed out this morning. This will be my coldest sit so far this season. 33°. Calm wind Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I think I’m gonna pull the plug on today. I wanna scout a spot about 1/4 mile from here and mb move a stand later. Good luck to everyone out. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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I’m in and waiting. Hoping for my elusive birthday buck! Today might be the day. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Good chill in the air this morning. Wind is blowing a steady 10-12. Hmmm should I sit the stand I thought would be great this season and not see anything but do some serious tree surfing or sit the stand in the thick stuff and not see anything? Or worse, finally see a nice one and have no shot. At least there will be less wiggle in that tree. Having a rough season this year. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I’m done. 1st time I ever sat this stand and didn’t see 1 deer. We had heavy rain all day yesterday and it’s coming back soon. I wonder if that’s why. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I think I need to leave a calendar and a copy of the solunar table in the woods so the deer know when they are supposed to move. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

I’ll give it another hour or so if I don’t see something move I’ll be headed for some breakfast, my remote control and a nap. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Seeing a deer right now would exceed my expectations. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Ahhh. Warm apple cider, the smell of the woods, the cool air…the only thing missing is the deer!! Nothing moving here. If I were a buck I would be cruising this morning. I’d probably get shot but I’d be cruising. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

It’s finally here! Been waiting a year for this. Day one of my Huntcation. Nothing to do but sit the woods until Monday the 22nd! My wife is officially a sportsman’s widow this week. Good luck to all those headed out. Stay warm. Stay safe. Congrats to all those that scored that I didn’t get to say it to yet. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

That’s about 25 minutes away. I actually went to Centereach High School lol Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

Thank you, Grouse. 110% correct.

Where on the Island? Maybe some coffee? Only 2 is not a GTG tho.

Been away for a few days. Getting caught up. I may be in the office, physically, but my mind is in my stand! #bringbackthechuckle

W2G FLETCH!!

Nice!

WOW! That guy would be my first ever full body mount. don't care what the taxi charges or what Mrs. Squirrel says!! Good Luck CF. Really hope you get him.

4 HOURS 30 MINUTES TILL HUNTCATION!!!!