squirrelwhisperer

I figure they will somehow blame it all on Trump I'll go one further...when the realize what a mistake Biden was, they will say its Trump's fault!

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.’ The politician was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it. As Ronald Reagan said: "Both politicians and diapers need to be changed often and for the same reason.”

MY SON WAS FLUNKING OUT OF COLLEGE SO I TOLD HIM: “YOU WILL MARRY THE GIRL I CHOOSE." HE SAID, "NO." I TOLD HIM, "SHE IS BILL GATES' DAUGHTER." HE SAID, "YES." I CALLED BILL GATES AND SAID, “I WANT YOUR DAUGHTER TO MARRY MY SON." BILL GATES SAID, "NO." I TOLD BILL GATES, "MY SON IS THE CEO OF THE WORLD BANK." BILL GATES SAID, "YES." I CALLED THE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD BANK AND ASKED HIM TO MAKE MY SON THE CEO. HE SAID, "NO." I TOLD HIM, "MY SON IS BILL GATES' SON-IN-LAW." HE SAID, "YES." AND THAT'S EXACTLY HOW POLITICS WORKS. And thus, began the practice of hiring morons to work in influential positions of government. This practice remains unbroken to this day.

My landscaper should be calling me any day now lol

I don't think 2 ppl qualifies for a GTG but sure sounds like a good time to me, especially since I have never taken a turkey

Come May, I will be hunting stripers.

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Tough break (pun intended) I have no problem with my Mucks, but then again, I don't cover 47 miles of hiking in a single hunt like you do! lol

I would be very interested in seeing that video. I would like to make a sling for little squirrels bow, similar to the one I have for mine.

All three!!! Talk about a Biz prediction lol

My week long birthday celebration is during the 3rd week of November. Give you 3 guesses where I celebrate.

I have Muck Arctic Pros. Held up great for the last 3 seasons. https://www.amazon.com/Muck-Insulated-Extreme-Conditions-Hunting/dp/B01ELKP2SO/ref=sr_1_6?gclid=CjwKCAjw0a-SBhBkEiwApljU0u5gOhQQ6NhNJA986BK96DQSY0MRFyS3iT13KbkHo_puAl-HTaxmzhoCWokQAvD_BwE&hvadid=570458771469&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9004564&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=e&hvrand=3067878847965540080&hvtargid=kwd-25129269280&hydadcr=8353_13493845&keywords=arctic+pro+muck+boot&qid=1649183443&sr=8-6 Never had a need for gaiters where I hunt.

Thought he was banned

Guillotine bowling