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Liked the Uncle Joe Joke, figured I'd share one I like too...

 

So Dave finally meets his new girlfriend Jennifer's parents over dinner at their house.  He isn't feeling too well but decides its not a good idea to skip out so he goes.

Dave's stomach starts to churn and he knows it wont be good!  He can't hold it in anymore so he lets out a silent one. 

Jennifer's dad yells out, "Patches!" 

Dave thinks great he blamed the dog who was under the table.  Well he decides to let out a little more.

Again the father yells, "Patches!!'

Feeling confident he lets out another big silent one.

This time the father yells, "Patches get out from under the table before the guy Shi!$ on you!"

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