G@% Dam Ants

[bowaholic]

Little Johnny is outside of Sunday School on the curb, crushing ants under his thumb and saying "G@% Dam Ants"

Father Lewis comes out and says to Johnny, "You know Johnny you shouldn't be killing gods creatures, they all serve a purpose on earth."

Johnny, while crushing another ant says, "Thant aint true."

Father Lewis tells Johnny, "All things that the good lord has created does serve a purpose, but if you can tell me three things that don't I will leave you be."

Johnny thinks for a few seconds and says, "I got it, T1ts on a nun, B@lls on a priest and these G@% Dam Ants!" (CRUNCH)

[Paula]

i dno't know

[ants]

Pheew....when I first read your title I thought you meant me !!...I thought  "what the hell did I do??    LOL!!

[growalot]

LOL...your bad...hahahaha