My lazy gun

[MACHINIST]

My Lazy Gun

 

Today I swung my front door wide open and placed my Remington 30.06 right in the doorway. 

I left 6 shells beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

 

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the neighbor boy across the street mowed the yard,

a girl walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the stop sign near the front of our house.

 

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was still sitting there, right where I had left it. 

It hadn't moved itself outside. It certainly hadn't killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it had been presented to do so.

 

In fact, it hadn't even loaded itself.

 

Well, you can imagine my surprise, with all the media hype about how dangerous guns are

and how they kill people.

 

Either the media is wrong or I'm in possession of the laziest gun in the world.

 

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons.  I hear they're making people fat.

 

The United States is 3rd in Murders throughout the World.

 

But if you take out Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the bottom for Murders.

 

These 4 Cities also have the toughest Gun Control Laws in the United States.

ALL 4 are controlled by Democrats.

 

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data – right?

 

 

 

Was emailed to me today,thought it was funny but also truthful!!

[thphm]

That is because you  left  a note to GO4 ,They only do as instructed.

M30.

[ants]

BUT!!! Your legally owned, responsibly & safely possessed guns, may fall into the hands of repeat offender, scum bag criminals, or complete nut job psychos. Addressing these types is some how Anti …..Something or another. so stop being a racist anti mentally challenged jerk!!! And just give up your guns…Macho man!!!!!!  LOL!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[pewlodar]

Yes it is absurd...but so is only being able to buy 10oz of soda at a time.

[Mr VJP]

Big Brother, Nanny State, Big Government knows what's best for us all.  Your vote for Democrat candidates will insure it continues.

[bkln]

Yes it is absurd...but so is only being able to buy 10oz of soda at a time.

 

Not anymore, NY Supreme Court reversed that decision.....

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/07/30/us-sodaban-lawsuit-idUSBRE96T0UT20130730

[Terry]

That's a nice write up. Unfortunately, there are too many people that would never see the truth in it.